I was at Valu-Village (think Maclemore and Thrift Shop) one Saturday in November looking for CD’s, vinyl and comics when I went through the kitchen section and saw this knife…
Brand new Henkel, still had the manufacturer’s protective tape on the blade, never ever used.
I imagined some hubby gave this to his wife for the kitchen and she took one look and said “hell no!”
So I’m thinking “SCORE!!” and continue to browse through the crowded store.
I wander over to the kids section thinking I’d pick up some toys or a game for my wife’s kids and look around for a few minutes.
All of a sudden I realize the once crowded store is surprisingly empty and it dawns on me that I, a middle aged white guy in sunglasses, am standing in the kids section wearing a long black coat holding a giant knife in my hand.
I quietly walked to the cash register, paid for the knife and left.