I’d like to point out that @mota is not showing us pictures of his feet.
Consciousness of guilt.
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I have no feet, I only have inches (to go before I sleep). Well that’s a mucked up metaphor thingy that’s not actually a metaphor.
When it’s cold, we do consciously sleep under a quilt.
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Aha! Evidence! Bigfoot requires insulation!
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Yes, and I have just the insulation package for your Bigfoot (or perhaps Bigfeet). 25% off with a cash payment. Today only.
My hearing isn’t that good. Will this require an evidentiary hearing? (bumbum)
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Sold. My feet require insulation. But you’ll have to provide sizeable shoes
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Wow, I thought those were a pair of custom made insulated barefoot toe shoes that mimic your feets perfectly.
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Stop looking at my feet you sick pervo
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You mean ones that change size as your feets grow or shink, sometimes independently of one another and yet at the same time?
Thank you for noticing.
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I just realized that feet is a mass noun, and it’s all thanks to @Foreigner’s feets. 
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My feet change size of their own accord
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Yep, it’s like they have a mind of their own. That’s why I never go to a podiatrist. It’s a chiropodist for me!
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I’m out of likes
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I don’t like people touching my feet unless it’s some weirdo on the subway.
Interesting. What about on Chicago’s L?
Welcome to my world. Seems like I’m seeing you more and more round these parts of late. hehe
Elevated diagnosis. Doesn’t get any better.
Elevated diagnosis?! Oh hell yes! Where’s the bong!! Elevator diagnosis, here I come! 
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They don’t allow bongs on L trains. Vape pens only
Sorry wrong thread but it’s active went rooting clones is mycos or superthrive good for making roots or stick with plain water? Thanks
I got a bigfoot cross ready to harvest.
Not even tiny bongs impersonating vape pens?
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