Good morning brother MO, & all of OG!
Morning @MoBilly . Looks chilly in your zone this morning.
Colder than a witches teat in a brass bra @crownpoodle !
Iâm thinking winter is going to come in strong this year.
Good morning @JohnnyPotseed @Greenfingers @Golfnutt & @crownpoodle
Goat morning @MoBilly I mean Good morning.
Good morning @Smooth ! Itâs always a goat morning around here. lol
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
I dont remember where i heard that one. Im not smart enough to come up with that on my own.
Oh, good morning guys and gals.
Somebody should start a thread called âOld sayings from around the worldâ. Iâd follow it. lol
I think those old sayings should be remembered. I was amazed that some folks never heard the term âItâs raining like a cow pissing on a flat rockâ. Iâve heard that since I was a kidâŚ
Just imagine some of the sayings that would come out of⌠say⌠Australia.
Oye oye oye
Goodmorning @MoBilly, i agree we should start 1!!
Like ⌠âits colder than a well diggers ass in the middle of januaryâ
Good morning everyone
Or the always famous, âHold My Beer!â.
Or the ol âpull my fingerâ
Ummmm I think youâre missing the idea somehowâŚ
Theres a thread already called best sayings ever. Some pretty funny one liners in there.
Well I guess Iâll be checking that out. lol
My dad used to say. If it takes a chicken and a half , a day and a half ,to lay an egg and a half. How long does it take a brass ass monkey to crap a doorknob ? Give up ? So did the Monkey.
Morning afternoon Mo n Co hope everyone having a great day Iâm tearing apart the house looking for my daughterâs pet rat sheâs all upset this morning ugh
My wife would be so unhappy with that situation.
You should have seen her when my son didnât latch up my snake terrarium. He was only a 4â Hognose but youâd have thought it was a rattlesnake the way she went on!
I spent the day collecting snakes around 8-9yrs old⌠came into the house and proceeded to drop/break a gallon jar full of green snakes, garter snakes, decay snakes, etc. My mom was on TOP of the kitchen table in 0.5 seconds!
Rose is just as badâŚ
God help anyone who throws a cricket on Zee.