MoBillys Forevermore Green Room Thread (Part 2)

Good morning brother MO, & all of OG!

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Morning @MoBilly . Looks chilly in your zone this morning.

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Colder than a witches teat in a brass bra @crownpoodle !
I’m thinking winter is going to come in strong this year.

Good morning @JohnnyPotseed @Greenfingers @Golfnutt & @crownpoodle

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Goat morning @MoBilly I mean Good morning.

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Good morning @Smooth ! It’s always a goat morning around here. lol

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Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
I dont remember where i heard that one. Im not smart enough to come up with that on my own.

Oh, good morning guys and gals.

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Somebody should start a thread called “Old sayings from around the world”. I’d follow it. lol
I think those old sayings should be remembered. I was amazed that some folks never heard the term “It’s raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock”. I’ve heard that since I was a kid…
Just imagine some of the sayings that would come out of… say… Australia.
:thinking:

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Oye oye oye :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Goodmorning @MoBilly, i agree we should start 1!!

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Like … “its colder than a well diggers ass in the middle of january” :sweat_smile::joy::rofl::grin:

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Good morning everyone

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Or the always famous, “Hold My Beer!”.

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Or the ol “pull my finger”

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Ummmm I think you’re missing the idea somehow…
:rofl:

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Theres a thread already called best sayings ever. Some pretty funny one liners in there.

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Well I guess I’ll be checking that out. lol
:+1:t4:

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My dad used to say. If it takes a chicken and a half , a day and a half ,to lay an egg and a half. How long does it take a brass ass monkey to crap a doorknob ? Give up ? So did the Monkey.

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Morning afternoon Mo n Co hope everyone having a great day I’m tearing apart the house looking for my daughter’s pet rat she’s all upset this morning ugh

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My wife would be so unhappy with that situation.
:joy:
You should have seen her when my son didn’t latch up my snake terrarium. He was only a 4’ Hognose but you’d have thought it was a rattlesnake the way she went on!
:rofl:

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I spent the day collecting snakes around 8-9yrs old… came into the house and proceeded to drop/break a gallon jar full of green snakes, garter snakes, decay snakes, etc. My mom was on TOP of the kitchen table in 0.5 seconds!
Rose is just as bad…

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God help anyone who throws a cricket on Zee.

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