The checker at my grocery store just tried to shame me into being a Christian with a lord is god and only believerās go to heaven speech. I donāt think his Jesus would approve. He may as well have pulled his dick out and waved it at me. So rude.
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Well that wasnāt very Christian of him and you should have straight up told him as much.
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I think I would of asked to speak with the manager on duty and asked wtf is this a church or friggin šš«šØššš«y store .If I wanted to get preached to Iād attend a church on Sunday.
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@StillSmoking and @ShiskaberrySavior My younger self would have. Iām old now. I try to avoid wackos. Canāt argue with crazy.
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Donāt argue with them, just politely give your opinion and walk away.
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Iād of been polite also but recommended they fire them or banish them to the stock room to preach to the canned goods! Lol
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I would have said.
deadface and then walked away. 
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You should have told him that if Heaven is full of assholes like him, then you donāt want to go.
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The audio quality sucks, but itās still funny as fuck.
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Ahhh haha that sounds like most Walmart checkout lanes!
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As if I just found this threadā¦lolā¦hilarious!!!
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What if we donāt know theyāre there. Because ones dog has a penchant for doing leaf coloured shits. On leaves. I call these āstealth shitsā I do actually shovel up every day though
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Weed strains with the āwordā ādawgā in them.
Weed strains with the word āeliteā in them, or described by ābreedersā as āeliteā. Although it is helpful in a way because it is such obvious bullshit.
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Gunna have to open up that Elite x Elite debate again. 
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Theyāre over there with their bear.
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Theyāre over there with their hash pipe?
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Iām sure Iāll add many more as this thread progresses but 3 off the top of my head are: 1. People who say theyāre leaving and then proceed to dick around for what seems like another 37 days before doing so, 2. People who proceed to do everything as loudly as possible when there are others sleeping nearby, 3. People who torch down on a bowl like itās a crack rock and leave nothing but ashes in their wake. #3 doesnāt piss me off to the point of spontaneously combusting like the first two but, you know, a little consideration would be nice dammit.
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Aight Iāve got a good one. Iām trying to write a letter and I sweat so much I kept ruining the page, had to rewrite it twice. By the third page, I had to wrap up my forearm to keep the paper dry! 
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Alright 2 that come to mind right now are when someone uses their fork or spoon or whatever they are eating with to get pickles or beets or something that other people are gonna eat some of as well, gross!
And when someone uses a knife or wtv making a sandwich and use it in the peanut butter than stick it right in the jam, I dunno maybe Iām a spazz but I hate cross contaminated foods unless theyāre being eaten right away. Oh and also toast crumbs in the peanut butter or jam or butter you get the point 
Iāve got more just canāt think of any right this second
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