“Why the F*CK did you wake me up?!”
LOL 
These guys are anything but feral @Emeraldgreen . But I get your meaning. The humane society offers a $20 assistance, making it $60 here. I’ll look around for a rescue that might help out.
Cannabis & animals makes me happy
Couldn’t agree more.
@toastyjakes gets all the chicks
Baawk 
Mongo always lets me know when he’s in a playful mood…
First, he starts to stack his stuffed squirrels in front of the wifi box in attempt to block the signal from the remote, how he figured that out is beyond me… then he starts to toss them up into the air on front of the TV… his last move, he climbs on your chest and gets between you and the TV to get your attention on him… like so
Good lookin chickens. bawk
Homeowner moved in next door after just renters. I told her Oppie was ours. Lived under my shed. Please don’t bother him. She’s OK, I just don’t make my friends based on proximity. All her tenents leave me alone real quick. She has already. Perfect.
Meet Oppie.
This is absolutely hilarious. I am also the undisputed lord of my domain with a wife and 2 daughters and I ALWAYS get things my way. It just turns out that my way involves dressing in a pink button up and going to see the Barbie movie. I am just full of surprises… 
It’s funny how that works. Ain’t it?
Woah, that was you? I was made up like Ken, before the smoothing… LOL