…how fucked am I? Forgot about a possible call about an interview. Smoked about 20 min ago, have to be there in about an hour to an hour n a half and they typically saliva test at the interview. Not sure if they will now due to covid, or if they’ll send me for a UA instead because its a meat department position. Going to eat something fatty, brush my teeth really well, and mouthwash a couple times. Hoping they just send me somewhere where I can either quick fix or give it 24 hrs first for the swab.
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3 days aint a problem, have had 1 before thats how I know.
Good luck
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Just fail the fuck out of it. I’ve been hired right in after drug tests to some reputable companies. But I never fail for anything other than weed
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had a cousin was a toker and commercial driver he always knew a couple days ahead and never got busted, Once he found out test was coming he would overdrink pure water each day and did ginseng with it…he never got caught…said it took 3 days for him.
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I passed a saliva test after smoking the night before. If it’s the swab kind just don’t rub it on the walls of your cheeks. They are testing those cells and they’re only accurate for up to 48-72 hours after use. It will show up as niether negative or positive. Do this a few times and they’ll usually just say “fuck it, it wasn’t positive.” Drug testing is such bullshit. I can see for a high risk/high salary job like for truckers, but for most other lines of work they can piss off (literally.) If you’re not showing up baked what you do in private is no one’s business. Just my opinion.
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I think for drug testing ,it should start at the top, president congress senate state govs , police. after a year or two they can add regular jobs and we can have new politicians and cops.
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So I failed them by smoking the day before, I’ve heard hydrogen peroxide mouthwash fools the test by oxidizing it before it can react
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Crisis avoided… I feel like a dumbass though. Called back and gave a bs story and I’m going in 1pm tomorrow. I know I can pass in 12 hrs, but wasn’t sure if I’d pull 90 min out of my ass. Still not even sure if they’re testing right now. There’s reports from 8 months ago that it’s suspended for new hires, but nothing more recent. And it can be a dangerous job if you’re not careful. Cutting meat with a bone saw can take your fingers right off.
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Bro listerine strips work every time for swabs. Put 2 in your mouth before you walk in and like stated before don’t rub your cheeks and you’ll be fine. Watched a guy smoke a joint then use alcohol free mouthwash and a listerine strip. He passed easily. I’ve even done it many times
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