Wife Smelled It On My Breath - Imminent Divorce

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My wife doesn’t care if I smoke cannabis because she saw the MRI of how bad my 3 herniated discs are.
And we’re both happy that cannabis helps me as a much healthier substitute to the Oxycodone they had me on.
Now I’m 100% opioid free.

But she insists that she better not ever smell it on me again. I think the smell somehow sticks to my clothes and maybe in my hair and she can smell it on my breath. If her nose is within 3 feet of me (after I smoke it), she can somehow tell I’ve been smoking.
She says I can smoke out in our back yard, no problem at all. But then when I come inside the house after taking my pain dosage (a couple hits), she blows up and threatens divorce if she ever smells it inside the house again.

I’ll quit cannabis again before going to edibles or any other form that isn’t bud/flower in a joint.

Have you found a spray that I can spray in my mouth to kill all clues in the smell of my breath?
How about a spray for my clothes and my hair?

I can’t thank you enough for helping to save my marriage…and more importantly, for saving my ability to smoke joints.
Just kidding, my wife is far more important. :wink:

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Get some mints and some body spray…or just let yourself air out a bit outside before going back in as well

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Honestly, I know it’s not a joint, but my best recommendation is to not smoke a joint. Still smoke tho! The smell from a joint tends to stick to the fingers & face and linger a lot longer than say a hit from a bong or pipe.

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Facts bro joint and blunts tend to stick to you

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Sucks man, my wife and I get into arguments over joints too, like yesterday, when she used the last paper and didn’t get more :rage:

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You could try a dry herb vape, that won’t stink you up and you’ll still get the effect

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Get yourself a vape

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My advice would be dithc the wife.

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:rofl: :partying_face:

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Start smoking cigs to cover up the weed smell :man_shrugging:

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As @Wizzlez says, or a fat stinky cigar… or contact a lawyer, if she’s that against you finding relief then we’ll ya know

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Plan B: feed her a well disguised edible and put on some Grateful Dead. She’ll come round :smirk:

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I’d be in big trouble. Big. I don’t think I could get the smell off me if I tried :rofl:
Sorry man, don’t have any real solid advice :confused:

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Yes. This. Doobies smell suuuuper bad. Stinky fingers. Stinky lips. Stinky breath. Use a pipe. When finished smoking breath in and out deeply to get the smoke out of your lungs. Candied ginger… works great as a breath mint. So does cinnamon altoids .Not much else you can do in that department aside from disguise the smell. But fingers and lips won’t smell…much😁 good luck! I’d say use a vape but it sounds like you are old school like me.

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Average cost of a divorce apparently around 12000…I’d get a vape

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Pipes, yes…vapes, double yes…joints/rolled, NO.
Maybe pull a Hugh Hefner and wear a smoking robe you take off before you go back in the house…captains hat and aviators are optional, but really make you look bad-ass when having a hit!

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Call her bluff.

Don’t negotiate with terrorists.

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are you saying that if I smoke from a dry herb vape, then it won’t stick to my clothes nor my hair nor my face?

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I’m sorry but if my wife had ever given me an ultimatum like that I would have packed her bags for her and told her to hit the road……

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Like the guys already said, dry herb vaporizer is your saviour…
I hear it smells less, if you keep the temps low you can even smoke it inside the house and not smell…

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