My grandmother was the same way, had chickens and goats and she couldn’t bring herself to kill any of them. so she just was vegetarian,of course no combine ran through her back yard ever she was old country so some of what has been said here is absolute bull shit.
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It’s only fair.
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I wrote a poem. sorry spoken word, spoken word is more crunchy granola-ey.
You ate too much meat,
Now you got hooves for feet,
clothes are too small, you need a sheet.
You pack your blubber, in a bar-be-Que-cover,
every shit you take ,involves a plumber,
cause it is always a clogger,
cause you will need a logger, with a buzzer.
Put down the Whopper. You fat mother fucker.
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You should incorporate a poop knife. I’d never heard of one until recently.
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Your poetry is well, dont quit your day job.
All meat diets don’t produce fat fuckers.
Corn syrup, and non animal fats however
Do.
120 years ago heart disease and fatness were
Very rare, today its off the chart.
That’s about the same time crisco and like products
Took off.
Lard, beef tallow,
Good shit.
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are you suggesting 3 rounds? Drop bars.
not all vegan diets produce weak folk.
You don’t have to sell me off of corn syrups.
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Think saving the planet comes for free?
Go hug and kiss a tree
Your shit smells like omega 3
Meat meat meat
Chorus
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Me: give me a rap about being the last vegan on earth to the beat of ultramagnetic emcee’s “ease back”
ChatGPT:
Alright, let’s give it a shot! Imagine this to the beat of Ultramagnetic MCs’ “Ease Back”:
(Verse 1)
Yo, I’m the last vegan standing, in a world of meat delight,
Fighting for the animals, every day and every night.
Cruising through the concrete jungle, where bacon’s on the rise,
But I’m holding onto my greens, reaching for the skies.
(Chorus)
In a world gone carnivore, I’m the last one to resist,
But I won’t bow down, I’ll persist and persist.
With tofu as my ammo, and kale as my sword,
I’ll keep preaching compassion, for a better world restored.
(Verse 2)
They say I’m like a unicorn, a myth in their eyes,
But I’m here to break the stereotype, to debunk their lies.
While they feast on ribs and steaks, I’ll munch on my greens,
For the planet, for the animals, for all that it means.
(Chorus)
In a world gone carnivore, I’m the last one to resist,
But I won’t bow down, I’ll persist and persist.
With tofu as my ammo, and kale as my sword,
I’ll keep preaching compassion, for a better world restored.
(Bridge)
From the Amazon to the Arctic, the message I’ll spread,
That being vegan isn’t just a trend, it’s a lifestyle led.
So I’ll stand tall, in this meaty domain,
The last vegan warrior, breaking through the grain.
(Chorus)
In a world gone carnivore, I’m the last one to resist,
But I won’t bow down, I’ll persist and persist.
With tofu as my ammo, and kale as my sword,
I’ll keep preaching compassion, for a better world restored.
(Voiceover)
Even as the last vegan on Earth, the fight for compassion and sustainability never ends. It’s a journey of resilience, courage, and unwavering commitment to making a difference, no matter the odds.
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I think it’s hard to be vegan in the arctic.
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I think it would be hard to be vegan anywhere, though I did pull it off a year or so.
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You know how many bees die harvesting almonds for vegan “milk”?
How many birds fly into building windows and die that city dwelling vegans live in, in glass houses?
How many insects splatter from driving cars? Roadkill everywhere too
Also, the rubber and plastic used in cars is vulcanised and toughened using animal fat, usually mutton fat known as tallow.
Vegans are elitists as many people cannot simply go vegan because of situational circumstances.
I owned a vegan restaurant with a vegan couple and i was the chef but I wasn’t vegan, about 15 years ago. i was boycotted because i still ate meat and didnt serve “bird friendly coffee”, vegans are extremist and militant as well.
Many vegans have superiority complexes that is founded in narcissism and delusions of grandeur.
not all plant-based foodstuffs have a small environmental footprint, air-transported fruit and veg can create more greenhouse gas emissions per kilogram than poultry meat.
Great article here on why vegans need to stfu
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There’s a great French movie about vegan cannibalism called some like it rare.
Hilarious but in French.
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" Don’t go down there, those vegans will eat you alive!" “I’ve been eaten by vegans before,hee hee”
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Butcher shop gets vandalized by vegans butcher accidentally runs one of them over with his truck and decides to sell the meat. Then it really takes off.
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This is the real matter, in previous times animals were kept and gardens were grown. Produce was canned and stored when ready, for future use. Animals were kept for food as well. It was the humans conscious decision at every harvest. The humans evolved with Thier gardens and animal stocks and were sure to use every part and parcel due to respect for the living things they helped prosper. It was tough work at times and the decision to kill was always a big one.
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You would lap up a bowl of gravy
but you would never swim laps,
You got too much neck fat to ever get whiplash,
go get a gym pass.
I see you walking and I hear a tuba or an oboe,
Some kids seen you driving on a bike ,it was loco,
look an Orca on a Norco,
you can see the blow hole.
Your body shape is oval .
handful of cameras on you just to take your photo.
You can’t see me, like your feet,
I guess we are not what we eat,
cause you eat meat and
your body shape is a pile leaves,
Chief Don’t sleep near a beach,
cus your a beast ,
Green Peace will throw you back in water on release.
( no AI used )
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I would swim laps in gravy
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Very nice rhymes!
Doing you best in these tough times
Three long commentary on others lifestyle
Eating all those sticks and weeds have made you hostile!
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I personally think if you want to be vegan go ahead but stop telling others how to live. Its no different than a christian trying to tell a muslim they’re following the wrong religion or vice versa. Imagine thinking your way was the only way and that you needed to teach and try and convert as many people as possible, many vegans feel it is their duty. Its pretty extreme and stinks of cult like and religious behaviours. Again, if doing it for yourself, great. But way too many vegans feel the need to make it known that they are vegan and you should be too and are out here actively trying to convert people like a good missionary.
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Got to add my own awesome link here - its a good read as well as chock full of descriptions of amazing research and connecting the dashes. The part that came to mind is his very practical nuts & bolts analysis of what it takes to survive on various diets, including vegan.
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