Spit on them

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Old seeds not germinating?

What you can do, is you can spit on them, or just put them in your mouth and spit them unto the soil, our saliva contains lots of enzymes that should soften the shells, providing beneficial bacteria and triggering them into growth.

Ofcourse what you have eaten just before will influence the outcome, make sure you have eaten a piece of fruit to increase potential for positive outcome.

Wormcastings work so well because the slime the worms add to the soil when it comes out their back end is quite similar to saliva. Worms are really like 90% mouth.
They’re spindely mouths.

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Not sure I want to eat worm castings first : )

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:rofl:

You can eat the worms too. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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you can eat anything at least once…

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But now I’m thinking, perhaps pussy juice would be the absolute best method to germinate seeds.
It would definitely be the most fun one! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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I hear down below women theres good bacteria and stuff ?
Haha beat me to it lol

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Human beings are galaxies of bacteria on legs.

Just like with permaculture, and the entire universe, diversity is necessary for healthy life, for beautiful existence.

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Wife’s eyes would light up when she hears the fridge door open

She might let me buy more seeds too : )

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but I think you guys are bypassing your own manure source, no?

Where the sun don’t shine, boys!

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So you don’t like fun? :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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We’re onto something here. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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lol, love it. just continuing the convo to it’s logical progression. saliva, as you say “p juice”, well…that leaves few orifices free, no? and I hear it’s good for plants so…

:rofl:

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@SaintAliasKnife I’ve tried befor but I’m just not flexible enough

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dont sell yourself short, man. If I’m expected to provide juice for my seeds, you can provide the manure too!!

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Neat idea. But, our mouths are also a germ-factory that I wouldn’t want to subject a seedling to. :man_shrugging:t2:

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What are you eating lol

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If it would be so bad you wouldn’t be alive, the diversity of microbes is what is keeping us alive.
The balance between all of them.
And the more diverse those populations are, on our skin, lips, mouth, gut, blood, the healthier we are. Same goes for soil.

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Golden rule of thumb I hear , is it’s ok if it’s your own : )

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This reminds me of the Watering plants with…PERIOD BLOOD?! post.

Sorry in advance! I tripped…

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@LemonadeJoe Feel free to lock this thread in advance. :upside_down_face:
I just had to get it out there, for fun.

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