You like weed
You like coffee
So why the fuck not?
It’s 3am and I’m bored.
My seeds prefer their coffee black.
Milk + coffee = near perfect pH.
The wine glass is for extra classiness which you should expect from me.
I bet the milk goes rancid before we get any movement but we will see.
Lol Monday morning and Mr foreigner let’s some seed germinate in coffee. You can’t make that up
Things get weird when I don’t sleep.
Seeds: check
Coffee: check
Fancy cup: check
I forgot it was Monday. I lost the whole weekend.
Its monday?
I know. There was a weekend I think. But I missed it.
I think mine was jet lag but I was stoned too.
Flying to high, eh?
35000 feet so I’m told.
Let me tell you, premium economy is a nice step up from regular economy.
What’s the difference?
6” worth of side space and free food and drink and a less insanely disgusting bathroom. Really, for a few bucks, totally worth it.
So you joined the mile high club?
6” is not nearly enough room for me to do that.
There’s another one tomorrow. Pay attention.
That’ll be $3.50
I’m in but I will pay in nickels and will require some of that couture camouflage.
Cool. Call me nickleless.
We will have to put you in a Cage.
Fair. A day.