I don’t need a reason to kick in a windshield.
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What if you had to kick in the windshield to save the life of a goose?
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Or a bag of milk?
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Toronto driving is ridiculous! I drove a huge truck there and back for 4-5 years daily. And the stress I endured for those years was absolutely ridiculous! Ridiculous, had a few accidents too always the fault of some dumbass ! It’s like no other place man, well maybe New York bikes, skaters, scooters, pedestrians, dog walkers, and tourists…… then the idiots on the phones, or just shit drivers. I don’t envy anyone doing that that’s for sure
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Try driving in Baranquilla Colombia during rush hour…you’ll praise Tarana drivers! 
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A goose I leave to the fates unless they’re in my way. Then I kick ‘em.
A bag of milk, that I’d save. In fact. I’ve a few ideas about milk that I thought I’d share:
I think we should bring back the tradition of a dowry. A dairy dowry.
Here’s mine:
Also now that I see this picture I think it could double as a pillow. Not so weird, like a consumable waterbed.
Everybody likes water beds.
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I used to bomb around downtown in a sprinter van all day. I’d rather drive there than in the suburbs.
Here, that’s another story.
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I’m all yours.
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Wait do I have to give the milk or do I get the milk? And what the hell is a dowry anyway? Is it a lesser dowry if you’re dowdy?
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You didn’t chainsaw hard enough! It’s in there.
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Haha that’s cuz I got there early and used that bitch on Minecraft cereal 
me and @lophophora.ca both had a big ass bowl! But I got ALL the marshmallows 
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We had to cut a third of our mac because of hints of budrot
Here’s a blueberry of mine that hermied years ago
This one is Waco
Still going fine
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Well, I spoke with one of my friends from work yesterday. Apparently we got a new semi driver that delivers feed to some of the farms in the area. He accidentally unloaded medicated chicken feed into a dairy cow feed bin and didn’t tell anyone that he fucked up. The cows were fed this feed for a day until the workers noticed it wasn’t right.
This dairy farm now has all of its cows in quarantine and no milk able to be sold. Our work has to pay a massive amount of cash per day that the milk doesn’t pass QA. Haven’t heard of any deaths, but literally a million dollar fuckup.
Apparently won’t cause a milk shortage though…lol.
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Downtown night.
Art:
Eddie Izard at Roy Thompson Hall.
My badge may say master photographer but as you can see for yourself it’s not true.
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You should get your wife to take the pictures for you. She is a much better photographer.
(Man, I really hope you were the OG dude with the wife photographer, if not please ignore my comment) 
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LOL. We were just seeing Suzy Izzard tied up getting repeatedly lobotomized in the tv show “Powers” rofl.
Hope you had fun at the show! Downtown… never fun.
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Yeah that’s her. Everytime is see someone taking pictures I ask “is that a nice camera?” Because I know it pisses her off.
It wasn’t all that bad. The streets are much quieter than they used to be.
The show was funny. Good seats. I just wish these things started earlier. My bedtime does not match showtimes.
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Amazing bud!
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