As pigeonman mentions birch syrup is a thing, like maple syrup.
I once made a maple liquor that was pretty gross.
Giant nflder uses whole birch tree to stir vodka batch. Squirrels unimpressed.
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Squirrel adds body (bodies) to the final product.
birch beer is tasty
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Birch bark has Aspirin , so no hangover.
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And doubles as a toothpick, if they decide to eat.
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I think you need something like 150-1 birch sap to syrup, whereas maple is 40-1.
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I worked in a natural health food/supplement/drug import/export warehouseā¦maple and birch water was a big mover.
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They also make a syrup out of Shagbark Hickory
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LOL!! Deadlyā¦lol. Would you say Iām the giver or reciever? Based on our previous interactions, probably the recieverā¦lol
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I would never tell you how to live your life.
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What if I told you I had a choice between bags of milk and jugs of milk, and I chose jugs? 
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You know the answer to this already. Donāt be a jughead.
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Baahahaaaaa!!!
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Pop culture: source of tragically inaccurate information.
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Ages 18-40
Ages 40+
Both are most excellent.
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Iāve been drinking bags of milk since before you were born.
Milk bags for life!
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I normally get cartons since I donāt drink it enough to buy 3 big bags most of the time.
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Yeah but what do you do with the clip tags?