Only because I am trying to impress Emma Stone’s doppelganger who works there…
The stoner below me gets horny when eating mayonnaise.
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Eating mayonnaise on chips in a almost sexual experience. How would one not become aroused?
The stoner below me looks through the bargain bin at discount stores for DVD and doesn’t even have a device to watch them on.
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Because even if he did have a device, the only thing he’d remember would be the cover picture.
The stoner below me collects his toenail clippings
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To sell on ebay, i pass them off as cardi b’s I make a quick buck. WTF
The stoner below me is in the circus
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‘cuz it’s the only place that’'ll hire me. They have a freakshow. 
The stoner below me hasn’t worn pants in over two months but not because of coronavirus.
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That’s because life is too short for pants.
The stoner below me keeps talking about soil biology…when no one is around.
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The microbes can hear me, and they know I’m right!
The stoner below me grows and smokes herms INTENTIONALLY
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in a hundred years your grandchildren will be calling it the greatest land race ever…
but the stoner below me gazes at his led lights when their off
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I swear the diode count changes every time.
The stoner below me just bought prescription strength deodorant.
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It’s cause I’m no longer a woke wook the stoner below me rolls seeds in there joint
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Oh man I love the pop!
The stoner below me shuts their cat in their grow tent every night
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Even my plants need a little pussy time …
The Stoner below me needs to manscape every day
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Gotta keep the tattoo visible.
The stoner below me was so high he got lost hiking in the forest, but when the rescue team informed him it was a garden center.
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Because I ate the whole bag of mushrooms & like dinosaurs.
The stoner below me remembers why I logged in a minute ago even though I don’t.
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thats because you smoked 3 bowl fulls and thought you had something to say before you forgot you had nothing to say
The stoner below me goes out of his way to grow hermies
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Seems like I got to jump back in cause you know I love seeded bud right? The stoner below me is currently spraying their plants in the nude
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It’s because I have personal hygiene and bug problems too.
The stoner below me is so hungry he even eats the bones from chicken wings.
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It just looked that way, was just cleaning them up real good 
The stoner below me ran out of zigzags while quarantined.
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Was a sad moment - but I found and old Fosters beer can and made me a bush pipe
The stoner below me
has a rash that comes and goes
Can you tell me what it means
And why you still can’t get to sleep
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It’s herpes thanks for letting everyone know the valtrex keeps the flare ups down
The stoner below me is who I got it from
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