That glass tube was just packaging – not a mini crack pipe, dude. Even if it works for both.
The stoner below me still has a gas mask bong from high-school & is using it to get through quarantine checkpoints.
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Yep, and it worked just fine. No ones mask is as cool as mine! The stoner below me wants to borrow it to take a picture for Grinder.
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@toastyjakes all day! 
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The stoner below me is a human trafficker. Hook it up. PM me. 
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The stoner below me didnt clean their pipe and now has ash all in his/her mouth
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Because it covers up the taste of p*ssy. 
The stoner below me keeps tripping circuit breakers. 
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The stoner below me finds the power grid unreliable in this part of the world and so relies on public contractors
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Contracted the sun and she’s never failed me.
The stoner bellow me learned how to deposit seeds more efficiently by watching birds shit them out…
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So i fed the crows my best cannabis seeds and they shit me a garden of chronic weed.
The stoner below me will trade their services to get some of my crow shit chronic concoction.
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Dankruptcy can lead me to some dark places. Caw… Caw.
The stoner below me went on a really bad bender and held up a build-a-bear at gunpoint.
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It was actually just my finger, not a real gun, & I didn’t see any bears.
The stoner below me … shit I forgot.
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I’ll never forget the time the doctor asked if I had trouble urinating. Finger, gun… May as well be the same damn thing.
The stoner below me put both the milk and cereal box back in the fridge, typical…
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Hey man, everyone knows that if you keep your Trix cold they don’t bleed in the milk as much! Come on!
The stoner below me is always tweaking people’s nipples.
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Just trying to find the perfect one for my new leather nipple belt.
The stoner below me Bic’d me…
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Can’t trust that freeloader plus my joint won’t light itself.
The stoner below me won’t stop playing shitty REO Speedwagon albums while smoking bunk shake.
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The stoner below me prefers their crotch smell like a deli than their deli smell like a crotch.
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That’s because they grew up above a deli and it reminds them of home. The stoner below me looks confused after wetting their bed.
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Oh I’m not confused.
The stoner below me in the bunk bed is confused.
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I was dreaming that it was raining delicious pickle juice.
The stoner below me farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
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