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Finish the statement with something only a stoner would do.
- every faucet in your house is missing the faucet screen. (aerator)
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- your method for cleaning glass involves isopropyl alcohol.
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This is you first post!!
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- you spend 10 minutes running all over the house looking for your lighter and finally finding it…………,…… in your pocket.
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You wake up in the middle of the night, and then move from the chair to the bed and go back to sleep again.
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You stuff your face with snack food, while you are cooking your supper, as you have the munchies.
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It takes you three trips to do what you wanted to do on the first trip.
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Spend 20 minutes looking for your car in the parking lot, before you remember you drove there in your truck.
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Lol. 
Good thread.
I’m thinking a veteran stoner plans ahead (or has run out of faucets).
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When u can’t find the pipe or lighter thats in your hand haha
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You pack a bowl, then proceed to forget and spark another, then continue and smoke the other bowl as if it was the same bowl.
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Driving in the dark and thinking you are lost, on a perfectly straight road you have travelled down a million times, because you dont recognize anything lol.
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Driving on the wrong side of the road, because you forgot what country you are in.
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Turning down the volume on the tv because it’s too windy outside.
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A chewing gum wrapper, a bobby pin, and a match stick. When on a mission, a stoner sometimes mimics McGyver.
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Your choice of pasta sauce at the grocery store is influenced by the glass jar that comes with it
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You have the best stash spot ever…if you could just remember where it was.
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when the word dank is a beautiful thing.
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When you describe food as fire, and dank.
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that’s some fire dank
that’s some dank fire.
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