He has secret access to emojis
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Same, always feel less clean in one for some reason , plus us tall guys don’t fit so well 
For real though I want some soup now!
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I think he does. Fringe benefits
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No joke I am having a soup and a bath right now. Not soup in the bath but it’s coming up.
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Sorry you already said I can picture how I choose. Baths.
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You probably have one of those classy tubs that fits people, or a jacuzzi one etc. mine, not so much unless I like bathing in the fetal position.
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Ever see those Irish Spring soap commercials? All @DougDawson s idea.
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I must say bear and barley soup is fantastic. There I admit I have tried some
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Of course, you are free to picture anything you like 
My tub is made for someone who is 3’9”
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Why do I keep hearing the Old Spice theme. Is that water running.
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Segue…… this works to keep deer away from plants too! I just learned this a couple hours ago!
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Don’t you dare try to keep us on topic in your own thread.
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Yup, we got the same tub then! Only my wife fits!
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The soup road is a long and lonely one. Don’t try it. Not even once.
“This is your brain. This is your brain on soup”
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Lmmfao I’m sorry. I tend to overextend my authority when given leaway
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Insert wife jokes here.
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What kind of sick madman cleans a whistle?
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