I’ve got an entire library of books from my years in the gym, my brother and partner in crime was once a professional wrestler and I actually helped him build and open the local golds gym, those were the days. I miss Nick so much he was my motivation , my drive. I haven’t seen him face to face in about 2 years (incarcerated) but if he saw me he would belittle me and probably slap the shit out of me. I always kind of thrived off of others who I ran with, Nick and Evan were my drive , when Nick went away I started slacking, within 2 years I never set foot in a gym, haven’t since. I’m gonna change it all, mark my words! Didn’t realize I had an entire support system right here 
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Sexy bitch!
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Tony is fucking killing it. His before and afters for real look like the shit you see in magazines that make you say “Yeah right! This is bullshit!”
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I lost 87 pounds eating nothing but Subway sandwiches with extra pickles 
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You guys and your god damn pickles! @Foreigner will be the guy that has a book. Lose weight WITH PICKLES! Penny pinching pickle problem solvers for you and yours! (New York times bestseller)
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Low in calories. Low in cholesterol. Low in saturated fat. Just don’t ask about salt.
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I think you mean pickle sandwiches with a variety of toppings
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Yes that’s exactly what I mean.
This one guy single handedly ruined my weight loss goals.
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You were running his Subway’s bottom line.
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It was either him or me.
I’m just kidding of course. I’ve never really tried to lose weight. But I lost 20 pounds by accident when I quit drinking.
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Dammit Jared! 
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Well between the two of you, I guarantee only one is releasing a weed themed erotic calendar… who’s laughing now?
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Erotic Pickle Calendar doesn’t have the same ring to it.
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But it is more suggestive
Aka has a stronger double entendre
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Still can’t get over that shit! Maybe that’s what I need to pay for my jays tickets next year! Price went up about 1/3rd this year with the renovations , went from 10 games to 6, next year I may only go to one, it’s sad cuz the loyal die hards like myself (I haven’t NOT been to at least one game since I was 11 years old, no joke. ) are the ones suffering. I’ve noticed several people who were basically always there aren’t there now or are much much less, box seats are absolutely out of reach now, and I refuse to leave the TD clubhouse and my bar seats . Sad man, may be the end of an era UNLESS 
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I’d you decide to release your own Jays-game-funding erotic calendar I promise not to sue.
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@Foreigner if the missus gets any throwaways or EXTRAS I’m your boy! 
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Thank God 
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Haha Yeah, I was super into athletics and where I grew up they take them seriously, so we worked out and trained super hard. Also, that area has lots of former or I guess current wrestlers. I don’t know anything about wrestling, but that gym next to my school was their ratty Gold’s and the football team could workout for free there, before our high school had a grossly over-the-top athletic facility. But, that place was full of wrestlers. The ones I knew were Hulk (saw him everywhere as a kid), Macho Man, Andrei the Giants son, Nasty Boys, and the guys who had shoulder pads with spikes. This was the most depressing gym though. Most of them seemed so broken and sad. The locker room legit just had syringes out and stuff. Those gym dudes were some messed up people in my experience. Zubaz were still popular in there. I’d always crack up at the rack of them by the door. Haha
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I’ll keep it in mind but think it’s unlikely. They’re split between like 20 people and are almost always spoken for. Law firm season tickets.
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