Ah ok, I misunderstood the part about the joke. With the added info it sounds like you’re looking to possibly produce some reversed pollen. It also sounds as if you’re unsure whether it is an actual herm or just stress induced (old school feminizing techniques, if only by accident). If it were me, I would do the branch in water trick, possibly at your girlfriend’s place, by cutting off a branch and putting it in a glass until it drops its pollen. Torch the rest of that plant, and just store the pollen until you are sure if the clone is fem, Male, or herm. This way you’re significantly reducing the risks to any grow in the area, as well as yours, and making an informed decision as to whether to produce seed with the pollen or not. If you decide to use it you can just use a paint brush or qtip to apply it to the buds you want to pollenate.
Good luck!