In his defense, he has a frickin’ awesome guitar collection and is a pretty dam good blues player. Kung Fu, not so much. Altho I have to admit, I enjoyed the movies. One in particular I liked had one of my favorite character actors William Forsythe, as the bag guy. I can’t remember the name of it but it was pretty good.
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I didn’t mind his earlier movies. I mean for what they were they kept me entertained. Watch that clip I posted above. They bring out all sorts of stuff I didn’t know such as when he ran away from Vandam at Stallone’s house party. Also when he claimed he could not be choked out and then was by an older martial artist to the point where he shit himself, lol. It’s worth a watch.
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I agree, the early movies were entertaining if stiffly acted (and “stiffly acted” is being generous).
The clip is AWESOME (except for the ad, which was a minor annoyance)!! Not only interesting, but some of the observations and comments are laugh out loud funny!
The fact that there is no record of him ever fighting in tournaments is really fascinating to me.
Thanks for posting it. 
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Ok I just watched that video. If that’s all he can do with a guitar, at the end, he sucks at guitar, too. Hell, I’m better than that, and I pretty much suck.
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Yeah but there’s that movie where he kills a guy a guitar.
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Sometimes I would rather eat p^^sy than f^^k. 
(^)
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It’s not the guitar playing that kills the guy? 
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LOL, you want some fun guitar check this out.
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On Tone Deaf Ears
-starring Steven seagal playing stairway to heaven.
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He made ONE good movie and it was only good if you were a teenager boy that watched Baywatch and for this one single scene. 
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Those tits and an ass like an onion. “makes you want to cry” 
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And then there Jeff Beck doing his style of this technique.
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Ah yes, Erika Eleniak. She was hot.
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Yeah she stole the entire movie 
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That short hair did it for me. grrrrrr
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Sharing the opinion, wifey don’t though 
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Gravity is coming for all of us.
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Bro as you well know me and gravity don’t have a good relationship lol
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Ouch. Good thing I don’t fuck with stars. Stars be falling. Healthy yoga wives age a lot finer.
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