Don’t smoke entire blunts to the head and that won’t happen lol.
I can’t sit there and cheef out a 2g blunt by myself either.
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When I was 15 or 16 I listened to cypress hill and they told me an original Blunt has an 1/8th in it. So I rolled a Blunt with 3.5g weed. 2 of my friends wanted to smoke with me. After like 4-5 Hits each both of them noped out. I had no money back then and growing was nothing I thought about, so to not ‘waste the weed’ I smoked the entire thing myself. Needless to say I couldn’t walk for 6 hours, even looking through my eyes was not possible. When I was able to finally move again all of the people were long gone and I needed to crouch to my home along my neighbours house who was a police officer lol great times. I haven’t smoked blunts for years after that haha
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See your problem is taking life advice from Cypress Hill lol
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Definitely lol nobody smoked blunts or weed pure here in the middle of Europe. Things have changed now 
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I dunno “when the shit goes down you better be ready” is more useful than mother goose.
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TGA 3rd Dimension at 3 weeks.
Old beans, took their time germing and looked a bit weird for a few weeks but then took off.
They both grow and smell very similar. Lanky, viney, lots and lots of nodes. Small buds but they are everywhere. Grows just like the old Apollo 13 cut I had, but that one had a fruitier almost blue cheese funk.
This one has the funky lemon cleaner smell, floral too. Smells to me exactly like the “durban” cut that floats around Colorado. The kids call it “jack terps” derisively but I like weed that actually smells good. Fantastic. Actually quite similar to Golden Goat. Really nice stuff I plan to reveg.
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Side branch of the TGA 3rd Dimension at only 38 days. This will probably get harvested at 50 days, at this rate. Other one might do 56.
Kinda small but super dank. Really greasy, candied lime funky soda smell. I still prefer the other one though.
ol vern is back on the Maxi series. Water here is just too soft for Dyna Gro. Been using standard 1tsp/gallon MaxiGro, and cutting that back a bit in late flower and substituting a bit of Potassium sulfate and MKP to make up the difference. MaxiGro is 10-5-14 and the substituted flower mix is about 6-12-22
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looks great Vern, and 50 days flower to boot 
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Cindy family gear is always nice and quick. I know it fell out of fashion a while ago, but I’ve always been very fond of anything C99/Apollo. Both to grow and smoke.
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Fuck fashion, I know how Cindy hits lol
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“Sorry my weed smells actually good and not like tonsil stones, skunk anus, and oily rags”
It is very “in” to say “I don’t like jack terps” ie anything with that Dutch lemony haze smell I’m so fond of.
No accounting for taste I guess, but maaan the community as a whole can be capricious and mercurial as to what pot they like to smoke.
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The real question is why would you oil a skunk’s anus 🫢
But yeah. I grew something recently that just smelled “like weed” and it was very refreshing.
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I’ll tell you the same thing I told the police, that skunk came on to ME ok.
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In court: your honour, sk(u)nk, sk(a)nk…surely you could see how I was confused.
I means she smelled a bit but I was kind of drunk so…
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SAN’s Kaspar Hauser at 21 days. Amnesia x (C5 x Jack). Biiiig stretch though it’s slowing now as I approach week 4.
Big ass slab of Garland and TGA 3rd Dimension 73u bubble hash. I literally do not own a scale but it’s heavy. Dry trim and lowers. 2 gallons of starting material.
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still just the MG? about what EC?
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I don’t measure EC. Whatever 1tsp/gal in my tapwater is.
I switch to MaxiBloom or a blend of the 2 after the stretch concludes.
Last run I didn’t have any MaxiBloom on hand so I substituted 2/5parts of the MaxiGro with a blend of MKP and K2SO4.
You can grow seed-harvest with just MaxiBloom. I’ve done it. Lotta ways to skin this cat.
If you wanna make it easy though, just MaxiGro for veg and stretch, MaxiBloom for flower stage. 1tsp/gallon no need for any additives though I do use silica for pH up.
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Couple different @santero Kaspar Hauser plants at 29 days and likely a long ways to go. Crappy photos, sorry. 2 plants immediately took over a light though they’ve mostly stopped stretch.
One is skinnier and a little taller with longer buds, and already has that unmistakeable Dutch lemon haze scent. One is just a hair shorter with fatter frostier budset. Scent hasn’t come in too much on that one yet. IME the leathery, library/church basement floral haze doesn’t come in til later so we shall see. Both lovely, very excited to see how these develop.
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You’re really making me wanna start his emperor/meridian/schoolyard and 80s hazes 
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