I have no fingers, only pickles.
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So do you eat your own fingers? Do you have someone that helps you acquire more pickles?
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They grow back in a day or two, it’s quite painful and I still don’t understand the process.
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Vitamin P will speed up the process but maximize pain
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What kind of question is this? Of course I force feed them to infant birds.
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Suffocating infant birds does not count as feeding them.
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Yes it does! They only suffocate AFTER they choke on it, and you can only choke on something while eating it.
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I see your given suffocation a lot of thought. Do you have a diploma or just watch a lot of crime tv?
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No, why do you ask? 
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I’m just a hobbyist but you seem to be an expert.
Anyway - hand over all your pickles and no one gets hurt.
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If I give you the pickles, can you hurt someone anyway? Just for funsies?
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wtf did I just walk into
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Pickle tako
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We had a little restaurant just off the interstate in a secluded little corner called The Pickle Barrel.
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We had a Pickel Barrel too for real. It was a franchise.
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I was pretty sure this one was popular with gay-farmers, but I could have been mistaken.
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I used to steal empty 5g barrels of corned beef from behind the restaurant.
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Hah. I thought for sure with 80+ new comments that some one put a bandage on youngkins ear or he fixed the weed market. Either would have been fine.
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Me too, 
but just a bunch of hillbillies talking about Christmas pickles and bagged milk.
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