Whoās hotter than a three peckered billygoat?! Oh, the coffeeā¦
Now I know a lot of you will be aghast that anyone could say something like this, but honestly, Iād probably drink coffee today and would have drunk beer when I did drink (always very lightly) if it only tasted good. Those things hit my mouth and I just want to spit them out!
This is my daily go to. One cup every morning, with some honey, generally clover.
Thatās right! One of the first cans ever struck! Itās a valuable antique! And not only that, it has a secret code on its top. I wonder what it meansā¦
Oh no you didnāt justā¦ I must have read that incorrectlyā¦ all this time I never knew you at ALL!!!
Iām still going to be your friendā¦ but dude!!! Donāt post that anymore! I donāt know how to defend such a backwards opinion of the finest drink known to mankind!
Letās never speak of this abnormality in your personality again.
Let me just say in my personal defense, if coffee tasted as good as it smells, Iād be suckinā that stuff down 24/7! Man it smells SO delicious! I will not comment on the taste.
Long and the short of it: The folks said āHeās almost normal,ā and that was a solid observation, but then my mom, bless her heart, says "But āaboutā sounds somewhat closer to normal than āalmost,ā so they started saying I was āabout normal.ā One thing led to another, and they thought I should really have a nickname, so they started using āabby.ā