An arrogant nugg named Herb
Bitching loud and all perturbed
This just is not right!
Don’t you dare strike that light!
In the end, got what he diserved
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bud: love love love love love love love love
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Bud :
I’m a little nuggy sparkly n stout
Roll me in a joint and never put me out
If that’s not.your style, that is A-OK
RIP me from your bong, and I will brighten your day 
I could keep going lol
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The plant who spoke
From a seed I did sprout.
You just took the steps and helped me out
Up from the ground with such a joy
Just To rip me down
When you found out I was a boy 
The nugget who spoke …
From a seed I did sprout
You just took the steps to help me out
From the ground I did rise …
In just two weeks I was up to your thighs…
Now so cold and so dark I feel like I’m alot fuller then the start
I’m starting to smell my skins get greasy growing into a nugget isn’t easy …
I’m done lol
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Ok, Ok! Pretty good! I guess I will be giving away something from my seed vault.
Can we keep it going to get some more? I will for sure, be giving away a free graphic design and a pack of seeds from the seed vault to the winner.
- What would a bud say?
- What would a cannabis plant say?
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Bud would say…
I’m a little nuggy sparkly n stout
Roll me in a joint and don’t let me go out.
If that’s not.your style, that is A-OK
Rip me from your bong, and I will brighten your day.
Vape me if you need, that should do the deed!
Sprinkle me with pollen and I’ll produce some seed -
Cannabis plant says…
Put me in a pot or put me in the ground
All over the world I am waiting to be found.
Feed me some water and give me good light
And I’ll use my energy to gain some height.
After some time I will use my powers
To stink up the room with my beautiful flowers.
Nearing the end, we will part ways
But if I drop seeds we can grow some more haze.
I tried lol
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Big thanks to everyone who submitted something large and small.
While I do like some of them, some of them I am not sure I will be able to use, I need to stay PG 13. Does anyone have anything else that they think is funny or any other ideas? In the meantime here is something for inspiration.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_eMEO_grTx/
Oh crap! This is the part where I “see the light”
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i want what you’re smoking…
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Perhaps I am what you’re smoking! 
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mr red? panama red?
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This Bud’s for you
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“What sup?”
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Do you smell smoke?
Or
Feel the burn…
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“SMOKE ME” that’s what I think a bud would say or is that what I’m thinking when looking at the bud. Lol
R.I.P. or “ Let it R.I.P.”
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I would say it would be crying ouch, ouch, this burns…ahhhhhh
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It would say: I’m so glad you humans stopped piling us up and field to cure!
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burn me like the clean nug i am
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This was a good one, it was done before I posted here, but I added a little OG custom work to it.
@Fat_Man Your suggestion was not exactly what I was looking for but if you would like an avatar upgrade or something similar let me know, I will hook you up.
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" Bitch I’m delicious, whatchu waiting for? I’mma whip yo ass and you gonna love every second of it. "
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