I don’t get high at work. My brain can’t solve computer problems after I smoke. However, in honor of this sacred holiday, I brought a 2.5mg hard candy to consume. It’s really more of a relaxant than an intoxicant at that dosage.
Tonight I’m going to squish some hash for dabs.
the plants dont take days off, so neither do i
fortunately, they dont care how high i am
Just finished cleaning and doing laundry. Time to clean the dab rig and bong then get riiiiipped!
does it have to be 420 to skipp out of work?
Lol, as a Canadian every day is 420 since legalization.
Twice a day by my clock
I’m down with that.
Well shit, you guys, I’m feelin’ a little left out here. I retired so by it’s very definition I can’t miss work, no matter the date. I may just have to make my dejection and sorrows go up in smoke! 
Don’t forget there’s a Mercedes 420 SEL too. I always got a chuckle when I’d see those on the road. SEL me some 420 please!
