Recently i’ve been seeing a lot of places, especially bars and breweries, promoting axe throwing events. Just wondering if anyone has done this and if so was it as fun as it sounds? Also anyone’s thoughts on intoxicated axe slinging in general. With some of the savages we have in society a small part of me says to wear full plate mail or maybe at least bring a Viking shield. Perhaps the venue will have a security guard with a tranquilizer gun.
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Great idea, considering how warning labels have somewhat limited Darwinism…
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They’ll be wanting the hatchets and meat cleavers next, don’t be giving them ideas
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@OleReynard actually got a genuine chuckle out of me and I haven’t even smoked yet today. But yeah, legitimate point with the current fool’s and their rhetoric.
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@StillSmoking yeah man, coincidentally had a discussion about the ongoing effort to idiot-proof everything with the same guy that brought the axe throwing to my attention. Goes far beyond just the warning labels unfortunately. If only Darwin had known what the future held in store.
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That sounds incredibly dangerous…fun! I always thought it would be awesome to have a bar with a boxing/wrestling ring in the middle. Let drunks scrap it out for the entertainment of the other drunks. Obviously there’s no way it could happen legally, but it would be something to see.
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You ever get that venture off the ground, legally, illegally, quasi-legally, let me know and if it’s in the contiguous U.S. I’ll patronize your establishment. At least once. Always have been and remain willing to travel for pleasure/entertainment. Who knows, get me drunk enough and stroke my ego just right and you might get to see me get my ass kicked in the ring.
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Lol nice I’ll keep you posted. My other idea is a bar with like a foot of sand on the floor and big sunlamps throughout. Hang out in beach clothes and drink blender drinks any time of day or year!
Bar piqued my interest, beach clothes and blender drinks and you’ve got me hook line and sinker lol. Could the bartender infuse my delicious drinks with just a touch of our favorite herbal remedy? If this would run afoul of any dumbass laws, which it has to being as it’d be too good of a time, I assure you of my complete discretion and healthy tips.
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Try paintball ??? 
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At a bar??? 
Or is this a course with bongs and kegs set up at key points of cover? Chug a beer and a teammate gets to return to the game if tagged? Take a bong rip every 20 shots? I can work with paintball if it’ll work with me. I want everyone seeing/shooting at two of me and forgetting what team they’re even on by the time it’s over. And a big ass bus that gets everyone home safe.
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Hahaha yes this is the coarse with the bongs and kegs!!! I couldn’t have describe my dream paintball session better haha
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Well if ever this could become more than two OGers dreaming, bet your ass I’ll be there. Sure as hell not driving that bus though.
I’m in VA so the thought of being able to just smoke without being a criminal seems like it’s not nearly as close to a reality as it should be at this point. Any proposed legislation gets shot down in committee without fail or real hope of success. Until then, they can’t outlaw dreaming, at least not yet.
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