Botanical Intrigue: The Blooming Rivalry

After traversing the arid expanse of the desert, we find ourselves welcomed into a lush oasis, a pivotal turning point heralding the arrival of April. Here, amidst the verdant allure of a botanical revolution, we invite all readers to embrace the blossoming gardens that await. With a promise of an exquisite array of varieties to delight the senses and ignite a passion for the natural world, we embark on a Green Odyssey: Where Old Friends Meet New. This thrilling botanical adventure is filled with oddity and excitement, where failure and endurance intertwine like roots in fertile soil.

First Act


From the heart of this verdant oasis emerged Panama, a figure of ethereal beauty and undeniable allure. Slender and tender, she gracefully wove through the vibrant foliage, her presence suffused with the intoxicating fragrance of exotic lemons and incense. Those who beheld her were stirred by juvenescent spirits, for she was the living embodiment of the tropical garden from which she emerged, a beacon of enchantment in the midst of this botanical paradise.


Amidst the verdant oasis, another character emerges onto the stage: Wolfman, a newcomer to the scene but with an old heritage steeped in the echoes of ancient hazelines. Unlike Panama’s slender grace, Wolfman possesses a stout and robust stature, hinting at the resilience born of generations past. With age, she is said to take on hues of red and dark colors, a testament to the depth of her character and the richness of her lineage. Yet, despite her newfound presence, there’s a whisper among the garden’s patrons that Wolfman may soon rival Panama for her beauty.


In the shadow of the two, a third contender steps into the limelight: Freak Zkittels. Neglected at first for her unconventional traits, she bears the weight of her heritage – a blend of old and new bloodlines that mark her as an outlaw in the garden’s hierarchy. Despite her bastard lineage, Freak Zkittels emerges as a captivating character, her fragrance surpassing even that of Panama. However, her slower pace compared to Panama’s swift elegance presents a challenge, casting doubt on her ability to compete.


In a crescendo of anticipation, amidst the lush oasis, RedWine, the lost daughter, makes a dramatic entrance, her presence electrifying the crowd with a potent blend of surprise and intrigue. With a commanding voice that cuts through the murmurs of disbelief, she addresses the other contenders directly, her words dripping with the weight of her lineage.

“Panama, Wolfman, Freak Zkittels,” she begins, her tone carrying the authority of one who knows her rightful place in the garden’s hierarchy. “Behold, the prodigal daughter returns. I am RedWine, born of ancient vines and steeped in the traditions of our forebears. My fragrance is the essence of grapes and hazemusk, my spirit akin to the smoked barrels in the Greek taverns of old.”

As her words hang in the air, a hush falls over the crowd, broken only by the whispered gossip that spreads like wildfire. Some marvel at her sudden appearance, while others cast suspicious glances and exchange wary whispers. The unexpected return of RedWine has thrown the oasis into turmoil, stirring emotions of wonder and distrust in equal measure.

Amidst the bustling scene, two figures linger in the shadows, unattended by the revelry unfolding around them. The first, an assemblage of hazes, lacks the distinct bloodlines of contenders like “Wolfman” or “Panama,” and with no social standing to speak of, they remain unnoticed by the eager crowd. The second, “Killer A5 Haze,” emerges from the scorched soil it calls home, bearing scars of its tumultuous journey. Despite their lack of prominence in the garden’s hierarchy, these overlooked contenders hold secrets and potential yet to be unearthed, poised to surprise and challenge.

As the curtain falls on the first act of “Botanical Intrigue: The Blooming Rivalry,” the scene transforms into a bustling spectacle of excitement and anticipation. The crowd, now filled with smoke, coughs and gasps for breath amidst their indulgent feast, their voices rising in a cacophony of gossip and speculation. Some are so overcome with excitement that they clumsily stuff themselves with food, their words tumbling out between mouthfuls as half-eaten delicacies fall forgotten to the ground. Amidst the chaos, the whispers of what might happen next swirl through the air like tendrils of smoke, weaving a tapestry of intrigue and uncertainty. With the scent of possibility hanging heavy in the air, the audience disperses, eager for the next act in this captivating drama.

End of first Act

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BEAUTIFUL Plants, indeed!! And, Boy, do I like the descriptions…E-X-C-E-L-L-E-N-T. Continued success, take care, stay safe and, be well… :honeybee: :100: :pray: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Eloquent write up.

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I shall unravel the veil of mystery, or shall I say oddity? What I meant to say:
RedWine possibly mistaken for its doppelgänger pheno#2 due to a labeling mishap. wolfman, also known as the esteemed Kuato Cut, a cornerstone of the esteemed F2 Generation. It is grown by me for the first time, not so the the Freak zkittels Panama and Red Wine.


In the first and third rows you see the Freak Zkittels, Wolfman Kuato, and Panama. Meanwhile, in the second row, the potential “RedWine” makes its tentative debut alongside the “SuperSilverHaze/BlueShaze x Mexican Blacksmith,” with the “Killer A5 Haze#4” with a light nute burn standing by its side.
They go into flowering by tomorrow and should be done by mid April.
Thanks for the likes and kind words fellas!

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Don’t saunter for too long near the Killer A5 Haze or she may overgrow you, for she has set a trap.

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Oh, the drama of the green! I hear the bets are getting wilder than the vines! Who’s taking odds on who’ll outsmart whom?

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Time has gone by since the tumultuous first act of “Botanical Intrigue: The Blooming Rivalry.” In this interim, the characters have undergone metamorphoses, much like the shifting seasons setting their qualities in scene for the imminent arrival of spring.
As the stage is set for the next act, the air is pregnant with the promise of change, and the audience waits with bated breath to witness the unfolding drama. One or the other had the chance to catch a glimpse of what is hiding behind the curtain, but the picture is anything but sharp.
Kuato 15 days after the switch

15 days into flowering

Two weeks later day 28 Freak Zkittels poorly nourished. As the newcomer she struggles to get the potassium she requires, so some rumors say.

Kuato, the enigmatic figure at the heart of the intrigue, poses for the voyeuristic glimpse of the latecomers. Her presence is magnetic, drawing the eyes of the audience toward her as she stands amidst the swirling haze of smoke, a silent sentinel of mystery.

With an air of confidence and allure, Panama exudes a magnetic charm that captivates all who gaze upon her hair with pink hues.

One particularly curious spectator can’t resist the urge to delve deeper into the mystery surrounding Redwine’s true identity. With stealthy determination, they surreptitiously spy beneath her skirt, seeking clues amidst the folds of fabric.

Despite being overlooked by many, some astute spectators have already begun to place their bets on this unlikely contender. With a quiet confidence that belies her underdog status, Killer A5 Haze stands strong and stout.

So does SSH/BlueShaze x Mexican Blacksmith

It’s just a little appetizer for what the audience is about to see. The latecomers in the audience hurry back to their seats, their arms laden with trays of sumptuous food, bottles of wine, and swirling smoke from their indulgent cigarettes. Eager not to miss out on the extravagant feast of drama unfolding before them, they settle in with anticipation. Amidst the murmurs of excitement and the clinking of glasses, they prepare to immerse themselves in the exorbitant banquet of intrigue that awaits in the second act of “Botanical Intrigue: The Blooming Rivalry.”

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