I smoked with a guy from Minnesota and he had high hope for roadside stands, he said it was not realistic but he was hoping.
But it was…
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HaHa! the only time they do something sensible is by accident? The irony is that legislation usually does the opposite of it’s intended purpose AKA “PaTriOt AcT” or “aFForDaBLe CaRe AcT” etc. etc.
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Good call! 
And I thought I was the only one who noticed shit like that.
Department of defense come to mind. 
That really is some George Carlin shit…LOL
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I tried to find this one but could not…
Lets face it English is a stupid language
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that:
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn’t the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn’t a race at all)
That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this poem
It ends.
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Missouri Coroprate Cannabis is a shit show just like every other State where the Ruling Elite Control the State Government through their Banks and Corporations.
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Once the regulaters have recieved their financial non traceable donation lol.
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They do not even hide it. There is no one to do the tracing any more. We The People do not have any representation in Government any longer, if we ever did. The ones who do not play ball do not get on committees or get any funding for reelection. Play ball and you get $$$. $90,000/second is printed to keep everyone playing ball.
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The Michigan Caregivers Association has issued a letter to Attorney General Dana Nessel calling for the immediate prosecution of former Senate Majority Leader Arlan Meekhof for his role in corrupting the Michigan cannabis industry!
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Dang Calyxander! That’s one I didn’t see coming for a long time! I wonder if health insurance is going to start covering that?
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No it won’t until it gets an RX number so my insurance company told me 7 years ago.
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not exactly. that was the reason used to stir up the populace though. it was the same then as it is now: the rich few in charge wanted more so they tricked the rest of us poor folk into believing their lies and that they would be a better choice than the ones in charge then. it worked then and has been a model to use forever. you can still see them (the rich folks in charge) doing the same thing.
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Meet the new boss same as the old boss.
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seems like i’ve heard that phrase before…
it just ticks me off hearing about how good our founding fathers were. they were mainly just as shit as the ones we have today. maybe a few good ones but the majority were shit. if you can find a book called “george washington’s expense account”, it was a record of how bad he padded his accounts during the war. it had the originals copied in the first part then had them typed up in the second part. interesting to see what they did then and how it hasn’t changed much except now it’s legal to bribe them.
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I’ve decided that I’m entitled to your money.
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good luck with that. what money?
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Well, get some money, and then give it to me.
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damn, you got me. dm me your address and i’ll get a check out to you tomorrow. hold it until the first though, i’ll post date it.
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I would accept crates of tea in lieu of cash. But cash would be better.
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