Guy gets a new job at the toothbrush company as a salesman. After the first week the boss asks how he did. “Y’know I’m new at this. I didn’t sell a single toothbrush.”
Boss is furious. He says, " I oughta fire your ass right now! " New guy says gimme one more week. I promise I won’t let you down "
Week goes by and the Boss says “Ok, gimme the news.”
He says “I sold 1500 toothbrushes!”
“How the hell did you do that?”
He says, "you know over at the airport where you get off the plane???I set up a table with free chips and dip. The people would get off the plane and grab a chip and some dip. Then they would spit it out and say’ This dip tastes like shit!’ and I would say, "It IS shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush.
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always a seriously dreaded situation, i feel for you
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@CornbreadJunior maybe he will get a cool plumber that will turn his whole basement into one big NFT setup. Gotta look at the positive side 
haha, only kidding. Flooded basements can be really shitty, literally! 
Been there myself 3 times at different houses. @204medismoke wish you the best with the cleanup man.
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Stoner thought of the day:
Each time you light your lighter. Your lighter gets lighter… … Until your lighter gets so lighter it wont light again
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A bunch of stoners were tasked with the job of inventing a new sport…
The result was just a bunch of misshapen llamas playing football.
When they asked the group of stoners why they decided this to be the new sport, they replied “we were just sitting there in silence for a long time and then someone said “alpaca bowl””
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thank you .at least im legal now… one bright spot
lol it is gonna be a fun clean up for sure. thanks for the well wishes. lets just hope the high humidity doesnt mess up flowering
how are your nights going everyone?
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I’m awake all night on my day off so I don’t F up my sleep schedule 
for night shifts coming up. So I’m doing Driver’s Education training to attempt to stay awake while simultaneously reading and responding to OG, ya know the very thing your tought NOT to do while driving.
Glad I’m just 
about it, seriously tho, I’d never drive with my phone On or available 
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This is the kinda stuff Driver’s Ed Teaches people 
woah… Don’t Smoke & Drive Folks.
In 2021 Cannabis is the leading cause of munchies throughout Canada
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What’s night? What’s day? There is only the now. Be one with the now. Praise the now. Worship the now. The now is everything. The now is nothing . . . I need more sleep, or less, who knows at this point.
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probably more.
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Where night & day meet for the first time in 23hrs. Lol
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Long travel day tomorrow, today?, and hoping to sleep through most of it, so we’ll test the theory then.
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Hopefully your the passenger 
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No matter what, if I fall asleep I instantly become along for the ride. Does that count? Itll be fine, Jesus can take the wheel for a minute while I rest my eyes.
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Only matters to the people who are still awake to experience this phenomenon.
We all sleep soon enough. Man, sleep deprevation brings out the nihilist in me.
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I’m reading about this RIGHT NOW.
Goooood morning, OG! lol and now, after reading through stuff here for the past 1&1/2 hours, it’s time for me to get to work in the ‘farm-inna-barn’! cyas later! 
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