Time for some ranch!
Ranch me brotendo!
Just for the part where the guy tells Eric, “I’m the second coming of Jesus Christ.” and Eric tells him, “Prove it! Take a poop in front of us!” 
Love wkuk, super-sized me with whiskey is one of my favorites, the grapist hsha
In honor of the new NFL season.
outa luv for the day already…owe you some @solowolf thats some funny stuff, at the right time as well my trigeninal iis flaring
I never saw this guy, funny azz skit , thanks
Bitch! I live in a fuckin trash can!!!
'tortilla what? 
He’s said that he lost to Mayweather because something happened and he didn’t get his corn flakes, they gave him hot dogs with tortillas. There was no chocolate milk either because someone messed up. He only got weenies and tortillas with Gatorade. He says that Mayweather’s corner used a piece of his hair for witchcraft and that Floyd is a copycat and a crybaby. He saw someone doing something in Floyd’s corner with rocks and a chicken, then he got tired. The corn flakes let him down so he’s going to double the amount of tortillas with the hot dogs, “double corn”. He finishes by saying that he’s also going to use witchcraft because Mayweather is a copycat, a cheater, a runner and a chicken. And, if he sees him in the street, he’s going to fuck him up. For real. Money all day and don’t you forget about it!
As a gringo & friend of legit mexicanos, this is true. 
Even children in the same family can be treated according to their tan or how indio/europeo they look.
As much shit as get’s flung about, I’ll go out on a limb & say America is probably one of the least racist places on earth. Oddly enough.
Back to laughing…
(edit: are -> can be) 