And here’s the Ancient OG x AfPak report:
Looks:
Sorry about those shitty-ass pics, they were the best I could find out of the, like, 20 that I took.
Smell: it’s kinda “green,” kinda vegetal, very earthy and also a little bit of lime, too, which has been surprising to me. The “earthy” aspect is pretty unique, too, and not the usual earthiness that I think my soil mix always imparts. This is more of a “limestone”-type thing, reminds me of the sinkholes I used to play in when I was a kid growing up in Florida haha. These nugs have only been in jars for like three weeks, so maybe that sorta “green-ness” will dissipate as we go on. It doesn’t smell bad, though, at all. Smells real good, actually.
Flavor: like I broke off a huge chunk of hash and chewed on it for twenty minutes. And I mean that in a good way haha. It’s soooooo fucking hashy, like even more hashy than some actual hash I’ve smoked. I’ve been doing my best to differentiate, like,“But is it blonde hash or black?” I haven’t come to a conclusion yet, but it does taste really, really good. I mean, as long as you think hash tastes really good haha.
Effect: So the first time I blazed this one, I immediately thought of Bodhi’s Clusterfunk. That’s what this one reminds me of, but a Clusterfunk on steroids. It is such a classic “hybrid” up-then-down thing, but times 100. The first hour might very well be the most “cerebral” high I’ve ever experienced. My mind just will not quit racing. Since we’ve been talking about jobs and interviews and trying to get jobs and stuff on this log lately: if I’ve gone out on an interview earlier that day and then smoke this before bed, I porrrrrre over every single detail, anything I said that might’ve made me look bad and un-hireable, wondering,“Maybe you shouldn’t have said that. You idiot! You idiot!” haha.
Picture somebody slapping themselves in the face and yelling,“Quit thinking! Quit thinking!” It really is like that, although I have not (yet) actually slapped myself in the face haha. But yeah, man, gawddamn, this one really gets the mind racing.
Having said that, I don’t actually feel any sort of negativity during that first “cerebral” hour. I think a lot, but it’s not necessarily any sort of “bad thoughts.” It’s more just like,“Ahhhh, haha, you probably shouldn’t have said that during that interview today. Oh well, guess I won’t be getting that job…”
Anyway, yeah, so that’s the first hour haha. But I can almost set my clock to this high. Like I said, that first hour, there’s a lot of stuff going on in my head. But almost to the minute, the second hour is very quiet. I’ll be laying in bed, mind racing, and then everything just shuts off. To the point where I’ll have been laying in bed for a few minutes after that first “Hour of Nonstop Thinking” and then realize,“Oh, wow, I haven’t thought of anything at all for five minutes…” And then, BAM! I’m out. Sleep like a baby for a good seven hours and wake up all refreshed and shit.
So yeah, I dunno about this one haha. I honestly haven’t blazed it at any other time than before I get ready for bed. And I don’t think I will, either, just because every time I’ve smoked it, it really is like,“I’m thinking, I’m thinking, I’m thinking, I can’t stop thinking!” and then 66 minutes into it, I go,“I’m not thinking at all,” and that’s the last thought I have until I wake up in the morning. Pretty interesting weed, for sure. Not something that I wanna blaze in the morning or afternoon, though haha.
Growing notes on this one are that I only vegged her for 39 days before flipping and I think the yields are reflective of that. I got 23 grams from this plant. TWENTY. THREE haha. I didn’t top her, so that probably had something to do with the gawd-awful yields, as well. I’m not unwilling to run her again, though, at all. She’s good weed, just not necessarily something I wanna be smoking all the time. I’m gonna blaze some tonight before bed, though, just because she tastes so fucking good.
