No no no that’s not the right one. Mine has more of a pointy hat
I’m very fickle. Can you post one of a moose wearing a pair of pants (challenge)?
Alright fine sir. You are better at internetting than me (although that’s not too hard.) well played.
or did you mean a real moose?
BOOM. Asked and answered! LMAO
But that last pic is more of a mini skirt. Your moose is a slut.
he’s wearing jeans…and a miniskirt. he’s no slut.
A Sloose? Sluice…
No no it’s a traditional Canadian insult. “Your moose is a slut,” “your igloo lacks structural integrity.” Etc. There are many.
Your maple syrup isn’t mapley enough.
Sorry.
Your stick is too straight and you have all your teeth?
Well now the gloves are off.
Your centrist political party is worse than my centrist political party.
OUCH!!! That cut deep!
Had to get the feel of the room ya know.
Up here we just call them “sticks”
If you’re not handsome, at least be…
C’mon man I only have two outfits and my Canadian tuxedo was at the cleaners. The maître D didn’t seem to mind. And the poutine was fabulous.