We’re like caterpillars leaving crap on @Pigeonman ’s thread here guys. 
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Best joke so far is Keswick dinner jacket. Near and dear to my heart.
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These words are mutually exclusive.
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It’s a true fact that after 2am poutine turns into a delicious treat but before then it’s just disgusting slop. Maybe it’s the liquor.
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I mean if it’s poutine, it’s bland carbs. If it’s fabulous it ain’t poutine. Granted, it’s fabulous at -12*. Or like you say, goes well with sauce. lol
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Once it freezes you can use it as an ice cube in your black cherry soda from Schwartz‘s
(I actually really dislike poutine but will patriotically defend it to the death.)
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Damn brother!! @Pigeonman Glad to see you’re loaded!! 
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I shouldn’t be dissing your national dish (really? Wtf) but I will never get over the disappointment of my first bowl. All that hype for THIS? Why are you so excited? Literally numerous chains SUCCESSFULLY running on selling this? Do you normally eat pine trees?
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I’ve never had it. Seriously.
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“Have a delicious bowl of steaming shit.”
Our national dish is a collection of dishes from all around the world. Multiculturalism.
Or maybe we just steal them like the British Museum.
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I only like it in Montreal late at night. Otherwise it’s just weird and out of context.
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Cause it’s the only French word you know?
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Oui mon frère. There. Now THAT’S all the French I know. C’est vrai. Oh and I know the swear words too.
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Oh man @CADMAN That poison daddy looks like some very fire Cannabis, if you grew that you did an amazing job. 
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“May you forever eat the yellow snow!”
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