👨🏽‍🌾 Farmer Pigeonman (OR): How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Indoor Growing

How am I supposed to cut my kosher meal?

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Same guy proceeded to get completely trashed in his safari suit and pass out in the aisle. Of the plane.

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Fly a couple times and ya can start a whole new thread LMAO we tranfsered in San Francisco 2002 and some guy was trying to tame his kitchen knives and an electric barbecue starter in his carry-on…Is this Walmart??? I thought SMH

My (Non-Jewish) daughter got one of those on our 5 hr flight on AirTransat??? I assume a Kosher Hotdog is all Beef? ahh air travel…LOL

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The kosher meal is almost always better.

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Plus you get to dine under menorah light.

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We smuggle our food, snacks…and drugs. ALWAYS BETTER worth the time IMO lol.

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Until you get caught…then NOT SO worth the time.

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Prescription drugs there mate LOL Who takes weed now? Maybe hoop some hash but the can keep it if they find it LOL. My buddy almost got popped on that Hawaii trip, had a substantial amount, escaped with his freedom, and I had to dispose of the evidence fucking worst travel story of my life so far…

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A buddy of mine tried to bring an oz of weed back from Jamaica when we were 20. He only spent 3 days in a Jamaican jail, but the first night he got beat up, then the next 2 after begging the guards to let him sleep inthe hallway he just got urinated on by the inmates.

No, he never became a professional smuggler. :smiley:

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Beginners’ Luck? Sorry that image is too funny. Beats the old cock meat sandwich and raping, so golden lining? Musta been horrifying for him at the time though, and an ounce, Jamaica what a scam they run there.

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I went there with my wife for our honeymoon…never been back. Nice country, waaaaaay too many people with their hand out.

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It would still have to have the Kosher mark on it for it to be kosher, but it’s still “kosher” to someone Jewish unless it’s a high holiday where you need that mark for it to be Kosher.

This is why Coca-cola is KOSHER year round.

:rofl:

He gets back home and develops an “odd taste” for degrading sexual acts. :rofl:

I’ve heard this from more than just 1 person.

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I have no problem helping poor people. We usually bring items of need to countries that are lacking. But in Jamaica, they demand money, just because.

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Yeah the rich/poor distinction in Jamaica is a sharp one.

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THANK YOU @Berserker7205 !!!

I’m so excited that less than 5 minutes inside and 2x of the Chocolate Chunk are already floating in a shot-glass.

:metal:

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That koffee Krisp sounds good .

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I know!!! I’m about to put that pack in my fridge and would have been popping 2x of them right now if it weren’t for now being at “full capacity”. :sob:

(Note: “full capacity” means both legal count and the number of plants I trust myself to grow with fill attention and not end up abusing)

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I’m glad they made it safely! I hope you enjoy them! :chocolate_bar:

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Congratulations on the Mars Hydro light win duuuuuuuuuuude!!!

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I like your note. I over packed the 4x4 a bit and had some minor PM for the 1st time. Couldn’t get to all the plants for proper care.

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