Foreigner Erotic Calendar

No but it is a gateway drug. I’ve got you in my grasp now.

Thanks for the support.

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It’s only warm for such a short time we stay perpetually naked in July and august… even in the rain.

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Yesh, doesn’t this objectify men, and isn’t that offensive? I’m tired of being objectified!

(Who am I kidding? Just once it would be nice to be objectified.)

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If you comb your hair and put on nice clothes I will objectify you.

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You and me both.

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Alas, no hair.

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We’ll just make comb marks and it’ll work.

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So @Mr.Sparkle i see you’ve expressed some interest.

Whadya say? It would make a fine addition to your study.

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lol i laugh but ill pass, not saying we haven’t had other calender’s around in similar vein just still have some people that come over that are prudish when it comes to our plants, so i don’t share or put things out to imply otherwise.

calendar ive gotten for the lady multiple years, all cycling legs with different socks and shoes and excessive tan lines

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That’s a good one too

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So it’s Sunday.

Pretty good day to buy an erotic calendar don’t you think? I mean, how else are you supposed to know it’s Sunday? How else are are you to know it’s a day of rest? How are you supposed to have an erotic giggle without said calendar?

It would be a shame, don’t you think?

I think so.

Order a calendar. Support the server. Have a laugh at old Foreigner’s expense. I promise to only cry a little. But only a little. I do this in your interests. I suffer for my art.

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Cmon @yardgrazer i see you looking, you know you’re interested…

File me under “plant smut curious”

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It’s only one small toe dip in the water. It’s warm…

Never noticed that before LOL

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Significantly more tastefully but less musical than this.

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You, you make growing fun
And I don’t have to tell you but you’re the only one

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dup21 10 char

Some of the older hippie era publications have cannabis paired with tasteful nudity or “use your imagination” style framing like your calendar highlights. They’re often collectible because of it. Wishing you great success, I think it’s a really cool idea. Especially the part about the seeds. Much love

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Well it’s Sunday night.

Eating family dinner eh? Forgotten about the sweet calendar deal eh?

I can see you, over the roasted potatoes going “shit I forgot to order a calendar!”

It’s ok, there’s still time. You can wait until you get home.

But I have to say I’m very pleased with the traction this has received and I’m close to shutting it down and starting the next phase.

Please sign up if you haven’t, and if you have, I thank you, and we will hit the next steps shortly.

Cheers and all the best.

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