This one is more like a slow release gelcap. Perfect for the modern man on the go seeking eternal life.
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I though long and hard about eternal life and considering the rapid decline of the body beyond 100 years I have decided against it
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Also join my Pilates studio to keep your body in shape for eternal life.
(Double dipping 
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YOU DID IT!
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I never joke about serious jokes.
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This is one of the many reasons why we are friends. 
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Good day friends:
Let’s let the picture do the talking -
These are now in the hands of the postal gods speeding their way to you! Contain yourself. Please. Not in public.
Also these calendar people are crazy. Each one came individually boxed up and now I have a truck load of cardboard:
I think I will set it on fire in the parking lot.
Also, in seriousness, I want to provide you all with some full disclosure. I used some of the monies to buy a few extra calendars. I did this because if anything goes fuckey with the post then I can resend no problem. The last thing I want to say is “sorry your shit didn’t arrive man but I don’t have any more so you’re shit out of luck.” That would suck. I did this on purpose.
Also, I wildly overestimated the costs of shipping. This I did by accident.
So, what I’m going to do is anything leftover after the two things I mention I will simply dump into the server donation fund. I haven’t done a full accounting but this is what I suspect will happen.
Not a big deal, I just want to be transparent with y’all.
Thanks for playing and I hope it brings you a year of grins and shaking of the head.
As soon as a reasonable percentage of the packages drop I will make the server donation.
Thanks for all the support and thanks for playing and thanks for jumping into my ridiculous sandbox. I hope it’s as much fun for you as it was for me and we should have a nice chunk of change to kick up to Joe when all is said and done.
Have a fabulous day and all the best and try not to develop an anxiety disorder from all the anticipation.
Cheers.
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Don’t you have enough fires going up there. 
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Looking forward to the calendar. I moved my dart board
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Yeah that’s a good point.
Not the face not the face!
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Good day friends. Please see above. Have a great day.
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Looking forward to laughing with you not at you.
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Woo! Feelin randy baby!!
Thanks for the transparency, and for handling the logistics!
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Foreigner is hoarding the extra calendars so he can have naked photos of himself while he is naked gardening and naked burning cardboard in the parking lot.
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Nakedity rules!
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I do worship idles (and yes I spelt it that way on purpose)
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Ahh the good ol’ days 
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