Foreigner Erotic Calendar

Not sure if that implies all of the time orrr……:rofl:

Coitenly! Woop woop

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Enough with the pleasantries.

Where is my foreigner’ing calendar!?

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I expect you’ll be one of the first given the proximity.

Woohoo @lophophora.ca #1

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So this is a real thing,and you’re not a scab artist?

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I believe both things can be simultaneously true.

And I make collages using my scabs.

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I totally forgot. You are an artiste! I thought I remembered you paid for college with scabs. My mistake. Bloody colleges.

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Foreigner: spreading DNA worldwide.

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Not just DNA, evidently it’s also evidence!

And you can make stuff from it too if you’ve got one of those new CRaNKER machines!

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I saw a pic of an art exhibit where the guy went around the city picking up used chewing gum and used the DNA contained within to approximate the faces of the chewers. Creepy.

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Scab college, right down the road from clown college.

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So he extracted the DNA? (By hand, using an egg beater perhaps?)

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Hey, that’s in Florida! I used to juggle with a couple of gradiates from clown college.

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Like many down on their luck starving artists I paid my way through university by stripping…scabs off my body.

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I’m not really sure of the process. PCR maybe. It was a bunch of creepy 3D faces mounted on the wall.

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Anyone accuse you of being a red, being all red like that?

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Yes. Many times. When the first item on your Kindle is Kapital people start to wonder.

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For at least one guy, Kindle is Kapital. Beozos.

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(I get them free from the library). I think it’s actually a Kobo. I’d have to check.

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That’s using the old noodle, says an old neuroplastition.

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