I do kind of look like that. But naked.
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Right I need to make a salad!
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I feel dirty. Like I need a bath.
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Bathing with the calendar is not one of the approved uses.
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Dog has seen some things.
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Dogs tell no tails.
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Not butt naked?
Hope your salad was good.
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Me too, but I haven’t bathed since late June. This year!
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Clean up and maybe you will get a spot in naked calander 2.0
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Don’t try to change me baby
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If a dog can order chewy, it can send a snap chat. “peanut butter box is here”
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what happens on the pages of the calendar stays @ the pages of the calendar.
ah wait fuck that was Vegas 
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We can pretend that the photo shoot took place in Vegas. I don’t mean pretend. It did. It did.
Momma needs a new pair of shoes!
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for sure it did !!! hope no pic with sunburn!!
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All indoors, all very professional. A nude photographer needs a special kind of tact.
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ah man thats right how could i miss that point! pro stays pro !! 
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Like they can’t say “that’s disgusting put that thing away don’t point that thing at me!” They have to say “that’s lovely but I think we’re trying to take this in a different artistic direction.”
Believe me, I know.
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that is artistic freedom ! 
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True story, “they” was actually Target and @Foreigner is the reason the department store chain pulled out of Canada.
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