I’m trying to bankrupt the vision portion of USPS health insurance 
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‘Bold and buff, reminiscent of a Canadian black bear.’ MIL approved 
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Okay, so a guy I’ve never met came a knockin’ on my door earlier. He lives on the next street over, same numbers. He had a brown envelope in his hand that he said he’d had for a couple of days but hadn’t had time to bring over. He was really sorry. I thanked him profusely. I did learn that he doesn’t use cannabis. (More for me!)
Shitty casing by USPS.
Thank you so much, @Foreigner, for your big heart and hairy legs!
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Haha that’s awesome! I won’t be showing my MIL I’ll tell you that 
You’re very welcome of course.
The post office is very strange. The Europeans got theirs first. I screwed up the address on one and it still got there. But then yours which I assume I did correctly gets delivered to the wrong place.
It’s weird. There’s only one delivery left outstanding according to my notes but I’ve done trades with this person, who is relatively not so far away from me, and it took 3 weeks. I assume the same thing is happening here.
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For all you sick perverts out there:
I have a limited number of calendars remaining. No pressure, but if you want one, act now.
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You should host a Jeopardy themed contest where you make people answer questions with questions.
Question: “This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.”
Answer: “What is a Ho.”
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Well if you’re just going to give away the answers there’s no point
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I saw that episode. The answer was "What is a rake " fucking Ken Jennings 
Dammit. Old post. Ah well. New members should see this thread 
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No spoilers please, I’m holding out , well , forever hopefully.
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In about 7 weeks my plants will see some stuff for 12 hours a day
If they are more potent from @Foreigner s junk .we are done
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Tick tock people
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I’m so ready! 
🪶🪶
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Well:
This is the first day of the year.
Please open and enjoy and I hope it brings you or your friends/victims tons of fun.
I only ask that you don’t skip ahead, let’s keep a little mystery and make it fair for everyone.
Happy hunting and thanks for playing!
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And happy new year to you too!
I like the placement.
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I like the camel.
Mrs Foreigner put hers on the desk.
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happy new! hope you are all doing well !! 
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