Foreigner Erotic Calendar

Not really afraid (well, maybe a little bit), but it was my understanding that we wouldn’t be seeing the little man’s physique.

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At this point your committed anyway but I’m 6’2 220

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Yes, but will it find that house slipper that’s been at large under the chaise lounge for several weeks? (Thank you, Tom!)

I ain’t afraid. I see one of them things on a daily basis. And with my extreme far sightedness, lucky for me it’s big enough for me to see! :wink:

Wow, you’re old!

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Where are @G-paS and @Bobgrows and @Pluckyevil (Sorry @bassman5420 )

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@toastyjakes approves of all this :rofl:

:evergreen_tree:

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You have my word that it is as tasteful as tasteful can be.

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Yes, that second pic with the eyes is what you should do with it. Sign up! Buy it! Your eyes will thank you!

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I think it will give everyone a nice chuckle which is really the point :sunglasses:

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I feel like there’s a subliminal message here.

I keep hearing the phrase “Pull the male, pull the male.”

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Males instinctually hide because they know what’s coming for them. Pay no attention to the hairy legs.

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Did you notice you grew more hair after coming to Canada? :ice_cube:

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No I’m of northern descent.

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Viking. :sunglasses:

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Yes that too.

The thing about Vikings is they’re really good at salesmanship. Buy this, or else club club club.

Maybe I should employ this strategy.

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C’mon peeps! I usually have pimps to do this for me. It’s only $35 and you’ll like it. I promise. And there’s no risk to you just take it and enjoy.

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I concur. When people look up to you. Treat them right. It works.

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Thats your wife ? LOL

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