Ok, I won’t create Vol. 3, it didn’t lock this.
We still going?
47 posts to go
Where@
Now I refresh and this time it changed to what you all see.
Boy do I feel like a big hairy fool.
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Anyone see where I put my beer?
Is it 4050? Man, people are going to get mad at the alerts
I have no clue lol
We broke the internets?
Oh boy! Excited here! Cant think
Is everyone trying to be the last post of the thread at this point?
I am sure if it hit’s it’s limit one of the powers that be will create a new one, they are on the ball around here.
Well are they?
Nope, going to stop typing and smoke a joint.
I’m here watching the fun waiting g to see something of interest, like a cheetah stalking a gazelle
What if there’s a bigger predator stalking us!? Gazelles might get a laugh!
Chapter 1, Paragraph 1 - We Meet
It was a brisk autumn day when I first met Martha. I was winding down the cobblestones of an alleyway between a butcher and a habberdashery thinking to myself we simply must do something about this antiquated pathway. My feet and knees aching at the uneven stride they reduced me to. As I exited this tunnel of tendon terrors I spotted her. Brown hair and fair skin adorned with spectacles that harkened back to a time where those damned cobblestones would have still made sense.
dibbs on 4019 gotta post lol
I’m 4020!!!
Chapter 1 Paragraph 2 - We Meet
My gaze met hers and a smile began to form upon my wearied face. She was aware of my presence but uninterested, or at least far more interested in the book perched in her gloved hands. I thought to myself I must hear her voice, for surely it must be the voice of an angel to be produced by such a lovely creature. I pondered how to break the ice but knew it must be deeper than a passing pleasantry. I wish to speak at length to this vision I see before me, to probe her mind and feel her energy as it exited her beautiful mouth.
I decided it would be best to ask her about her book, surely that would stir some good conversation! So I made my way over to the bench see sat upon, somewhat timidly I may add, and as casually as possibly I said “what is that book that seems to have you enraptured you so Madam? In the sweetest voice I have ever heard in my life she said simply " Free 5 pack of Secret Dragon to whoever calls dibs first”
Dibs first