Ditto! If the way you’re saying is the way I’m thinking you’re saying…I’m too damn old! It hurts me to even think about farting! Forget about it!
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Shooting ranges, dual devices, sheer will- none of them were any defense for “festive” phone services! 
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Every tv ad on USA (the cable station) after 11pm in the 90’s was one of those ads. Kids today have their pornbook and spankhubs… they just don’t get it.
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Festive? Pardon me for being bit old-fashioned lol but I don’t see anything ‘festive’ in the method of delivery you were talking, Slick1 lol
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Don’t forget trying to see stuff through the scrambled playboy channel! I think I saw a boob!!
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Me either but somewhere out there there’s some people who would consider that quite a party!
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Woohooo! Wow! Really? I’m sooooo jealous! Oh wait, I’m too old to worry about seeing a boob nowadays 
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Let’s not forget the playboy’s swiped from dad
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The trick was record it onto a vhs… it descrambled it 75% of the way… enough to make it workable at least.
Or downloading porn in the 90’s, watching pictures fill 1 line at a time.
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Damn, y’all make me feel old! lol
edit…oh wait nevermind
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I was counting on still liking boobs until the day I die. I’m gonna be pretty bummed if they ever lose their draw!
A convenience store near me tore the covers off to get credit for what they didn’t sell and threw them in the dumpster every last Thurs of the month in their own bag. We had a TON of porn.
NOW you tell me!
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Well Slick1, priorities change the older ya get my friend, trust that lol
Nothing wrong in a nice boob shot, but it ain’t anywhere near the top of the list anymore lol
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Now its all about the booty. I understand lol
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I was typing that when I saw your post pop up
Show me a man that doesn’t appreciate a pretty boob and I’ll show you a man in his casket
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How the hell did you write 50 posts while I was in the kitchen for a minute?
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Easy…the subject changed from seeds to boobs
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Is that real? It’s great either way but fantastic if it’s legit!
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The ladies of OG are being strangely quite in here atm …
edit… no disrespect intended ladies, it’s all tasteful…to a degree 
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