Gardening Naked

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Smokey’s cheeseburger K®ush

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No slippers no sunglasses no service.

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Lol.

Yeah I cook and garden naked all the time.

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I no longer do bacon that way.

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It’s the only way.

Or… or… in the oven, on a baking sheet like royalty :ok_hand:

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Delicious sexual third degree burns.

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Not my proudest moment… one time I accidentally knocked the pan and had boiling fat burn my groin.

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Probably had some explaining to do. “These blisters and lesions on my junk are not what you think.”

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She was there when it happened, and was too busy laughing to ask questions. :rofl:

I had the reflex to wipe if off with my hand and just ripped all the burned skin. Hee haw

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I can use this, “Really. I was making bacon.”

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That’s why I wear an apron when I cook. Which then leads to me wearing an apron and nothing else for the rest of the day haha

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Lol, i always torch my eyebrows when i do bbq :rofl: Happy little accidents with too much lighter fuel on the briquettes :grin:

Pz :v:t2:

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I grew vertical trees for a while. The first run, I burned my back on a bulb at least 5 times. Then I became a sensei.

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I’m always worried about my hair when I’m leaning too far into the tent.

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:rofl: what a thread, but we all know we have done it at least one time, and more if its indoors :rofl:

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I sometimes do it for short periods on the balcony and I don’t care if some pervert with binoculars wants to have a look. Maybe I’ll get my own TikTok.

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:rofl: opening a new onlyfans, naked gardeners club, but it seems everything is infested with some kind of caterpillars :rofl:

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Hehe, i had a mh lamp which stored lots static electricity, so when you bumped you head into it, you got zapped in the head :rofl: Got zapped on the ass once. After awhile me and miss would argue whos got to handle the plants under this light.

Pz :v:t2:

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Shit! Happened to me more than once, naked unfortunately :man_facepalming: :rofl:. Be careful when being around hot and not well grounded lights, might fry some low hanging fruits yk :rofl:

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Guess it could always be worse but dam.
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