I was working on my plants when a delivery truck pulled up.
It was a box from FTD.
I opened it up, could find a card.
I fixed the flowers in a vase and they were really well packed.
Checked the box again, no card.
Posted a photo on my girls thread.
Nope note them.
It is driving me nuts;
I knew you liked sunflowers.
Oh good they arrived safe! Just wanted to brighten your day!
This was supposed to be funny but reading it back it’s borderline creepy 
You have a secret admirer.
@khaoohs is right somebody is thinking of you
Whoever did that shame on u for using her Addy for that creepy shit…
Reminds me of several years ago, my wife was working with some dude who had the crush on her bad, even tho he was pretty creepy.
So Her BDay rolls around a few weeks later & I sent her flowers to her work and yes I had a card saying its from your hubby lol
But anyways my wifes CO workers got the flowers from the delivery guy, Gave them to her and said, Hey that creepy guy who likes you, sent ya the flowers.
Man my wife tripped out hahaha. She tore a strip off that creepy dude.
Took her 30 min to chill enough to read the card. Then realized her co workers are dicks & her hubby is sweet.
No creepy ppl got injured 
& he quite a few days later lol
Lol that’s funny
@G-paS call the delivery company & ask them the name of who sent you the flowers. Might be useful. Hopefully it was someone you know and just wanted to say hey I appreciate you.
Ohh wait. It came in the mail? Not from a flower shop delivery place?
Stalker,better take your undies off the clothes line
Clothes line? Too much work and takes away from my hobby
Lol g-pas cree-pas!
I called FTD after finally finding a phone number. There was suppose to be a message in it.
It was from my Dentist for going thru my difficult time. I haven’t been back since my hubby got really bad. The Dentist is far away and I was thinking of changing.
It was very sweet, if FTD had included the card.
No Stalker.
ps I love sunflowers.
If your dentist is sending you flowers you may want to reconsider this statement 
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I after I typed it… it felt kinda dark (unintentionally) maybe I should 86 it
Aw shit, now I gotta kill mine.
Naw I think you were good lol. I was walking a line…
Now I NEED to know what you two posted. don’t do this to me. 
Oooh mystery payback. I like it.
I try to steer away from “rapey” humor, but every now and then one slips past my brain and makes it to the front gate
