Good jobs to have that you can be high at?

air traffic controller controlling the air traffic of my bong

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A company I worked for did “random” drug tests at least twice a year. I went to the owner and told him I used and if tested would fail. He told me not to worry that I was to valuable and would never get tested. He was a man of his word and never did.

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God bless you for your works sir

Do not…teach kindergarten…just trust.me on this one.

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With more legalizations occurring I notice more and more companies not testing for marijuana. I currently work for one of the top food distributors in the country, Sysco and i operate a triple pallet jack. They stopped testing for marijuana maybe a year after PA went legal( about 4-5yrs ago), my wife is a preschool teacher and she smokes and she still has a job so I’m thinking weedy piss isn’t a big deal anymore-for the most part companies are testing for the hard shit like crack, heroin, opiates and shit along those lines. But do not do edibles and go to work-trust me. Driving a triple when 8 gummies kick in is a wild fkn adventure!

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Less people are testing than you think; just don’t be disrespectful about it showing up smelling like you just smoked and as long as you perform you will be good.

If you make it too obvious then the boss can’t ignore it if something happens, so their hands are tied and have to report you. But it’s more work to report you so as long as you don’t make the bosses job harder, why would they report you.

Also - don’t talk about it with all your coworkers. People gossip no matter how cool you think they are, unless they were your friend first and you trust them I wouldn’t blaze with coworkers if I was trying to not get caught. At least for a good - high paying job that I care about. If we are talking buss boy or server then fuck it roll some blunts with the crew!

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The only guys who had to worry about it were the ones I was looking to get rid of…

Exceptional workers get taken care of…

Don’t be that first guy…

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Member of Parliament in the United Kingdom.

They voted against drug testing of MP, s even though traces of cocaine were found in the gents toilets, and a few of there MP, s have admitted partaking of cocaine.

Says it all.

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I hate to say it. But I don’t care. If I got it I’m going to blaze it. UI or not I’m going to get mine. They need to give up on weed. I seen a add on tv about getting the overdose inhaler. Weed is a easy target.

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They do what they want.

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EVERY job you can be high at if it is done right.

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president of the United States

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If your in a legal state go into the legal industry

@Hashton_kusha
Mad respect for your lady.
Those preschoolers are not easy

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She teaches ASD children so it can be a little more stressful and requires a hell of a lot more patience than “regular” preschoolers. Hence the smoking. Not to mention our youngest child is on the spectrum so it’s can get hard for her and i at times.

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I get offered a job every time I go to the smoke shop, they want to be a dispensary so bad, got like 20 types of d8 hemp :joy:

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i dont usually like working with the general public, but that i could handle lol

i worked in a head shop for a few years. smoked all day and people would give me free weed all the time

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man now im imagining walking into a kindergarten class all fried and thinking ‘holy shit, im the teacher??!?’

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this is the best without a doubt.:grin:
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providing better meds than a dispo :grin: