I’ll just leave this here…
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They’re all funny but I think bob saget was the best of the bunch. Irretrievably vulgar.
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This guy does a pretty inventive version too!
I hope the link posts properly. I have “Green thumbs” not “techie digits” (or a combo of both, which would be awesome! 
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Thats the way I do it, sitting in the shade with the music on watching the grass grow.
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I like his version of the joke but I can’t say I like his card manipulation. I only know a little but I can spot his stuff a mile away.
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Hate to be that guy but I can’t resist, and I’m surprised it hasn’t been said already - when it’s in the joint, it’s just a filter. They don’t put crutches in cigarettes 
. A crutch is a longer tube, like the back of a paper match book (og stoner tech) rolled around the outside of a roach as a clip to hobble it along in its old age, hence “crutch”. At least, that’s how all the old stoners I know here in cali describe it. Almost all they smoke are doobies and they still have never heard of filters, and they look at you sideways if you ask 
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Filters for the win!!!
Hate getting chunks in my mouth, not to mention the added benefit of something to hold when it gets down to the end
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No crutches ftw! Who wants their delicious bud to taste like a piece of cardboard?
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nah, the crutch doesnt add flavor unless its burning at which point you have a different problem anyhow. if youre smoking with others it adds alot of stability, prevents your doofus friend from mangling the joint
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The hot air from the cherry absolutely heats up the cardboard from the beginning of the joint to the end. The flavor always bugs me. Also, because of the increased suction it increases the temperature and speed the joints the burns at which also decreases flavor. If you can’t roll a joint without a crutch that doesn’t get crap in your mouth and isn’t stable for passing around in circles that sounds like a rolling issue 
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Just started using a crutch and my experience has been mostly on the plus side, but I’ve noticed they do burn quite hot. And now I’m worried that that little cardboard flavor, that was barely noticeable, will get in my head.
Reminds me of why I never eat popsicles with the wood sticks. That wood flavor makes me cringe 
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I’m gonna call my lawyer to tally up the damages.
He’ll be in touch.
Edit:. @api312 Shoulda replied
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Ha! Me too. That’s a great analogy tbh. Very similar.
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Don’t think rolling is an issue, been told by alot of people that’s seen me roll I’m the best they have seen, been able to roll a joint like a cigarette since grade 9😉, I’m sure there is a whole bunch better than me in this thread so let’s not think im just thinking I’m Awsome cause that’s not how I roll(no pun intended😂)
Now if your hole at the end is super tiny then your probably not going to get chunks in your mouth just a soggy mess of resin, but I don’t smoke small joints usually medium to large probably half gram minimum.
Now your totally right about the cardboard getting fairly hot at times can damn near burn youe fingers, can’t say I taste the cardboard though but I don’t go burning it either🤣
Definitely have to agree to disagree 
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Grab yourself some #phunkyfeeltips 
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