I miss the old days, when you could publish facts in a book and never be questioned about them. These days you need an entourage of coat tail riders on the internet backing up your truth.
In the late 80s I bred what is known as OG Kush, amongst many other classics. I’ve never been to a moody blues concerts, I’ve never lived in an apartment, I don’t have a stupid hood nickname, but I am soley responsible for the high quality weed standards of the 90s. Yes I sold weed that selfed itself. No, you shouldn’t start a business based on a bagseed, a crafted persona and zero knowledge of the craft.
OG Kush amongst many other famous strains was crafted outdoors in the Ozark mountains before making its way to Florida via USPS. The genetics came from Southern Arkansas in a Magness tanker. Grown in Mexico by a Christian welfare ministry group or something along those lines. White people in Mexico is all I know.
The pheno hunts happened between Eureka Springs and Bakersfield, MO in multi acre guerilla plots that could be smelled for miles and miles. Magness owned the only helicopters in the area at the time, and any law enforcement requests for air support meant Benny Magness was going to be the pilot. You see how the world works, kids?
I found a male with the most intense pickle aroma, indicating high acetic acid production. I crossed it with a female high in borneol. The result is Bornyl Acetate #1, also know as Orphaned Gerkin. This is the true meaning of OG. Ocean grown? Original gangsta? Over Grow? Nah. Named in honor of his father, the pickle male and the mother plant, Orphan Annie (Arkansas landrace) .
When someone tries telling you OG Kush smells “earthy”, tell them they don’t know how to grow it. If someone says OG smells like lemons, tell them to stop squeezing lemons into their soil. If they claim OG smells like pinene, or terpinolene, smack them in the noggin and tell them to seek medical attention for essential oil consumption. OG Kush smells like bornyl acetate. I know, because I bred it! Pinene is a known flaw in Cannabis that quickly led us to the myrcene-infected “dumb weed” era. That’s why it’s okay to call out bad breeding. You have clowns on the internet trying to recreate my OG Kush with pinene and terpinolene crap. They’ve never even smoked real OG, obviously!
And no, Bornyl acetate has nothing to do with Boron, you weirdos.
That is all!