Is that on the anus or did finger just slip a bit too far
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On purpose even.
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Just use the finger - not the whole bottle - ouch!!
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It’s a pretty big bottle at that.
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Did you squirt ---- the bottle that is 
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Post insertion squirt for extra cleanliness.
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Honest it was the champagne bottle 
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I love potatoes !!!
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The sabre was the real challenge.
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Some people’s pockets hide the most wonderful things
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I have lint.
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Me not even realizing it was over with, LMFAO
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Mostly odd screws and nails in mine, and the occasional dog treat or poop bag - lol 
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I used to carry beer in my pockets. 
We used to collect money from everyone and use it to buy a few cases of beer then drink and play music. This one guy had a big leather jacket and we would find him passed-out with a 6 pack hidden in all the pockets. 
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That reminds me of an old Chinese proverb
“Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day”
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Maybe there should be an uptight thread for all the people that just scroll to find issues and can’t take a joke, Life is too short this is a marijuana forum. Some of y’all clearly need to smoke more. If I see something I don’t care about I just scroll past it’s not that hard
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