I didn’t exactly realize you’d gone anywhere… welcome back, though? 
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I was only gone like a week 
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Well I hope you brought presents.
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If you mean the song I carry in my heart for each and every one of you… then no, got nothing.
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I’d settle for a commercial jingle from the 80s
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The filth you bring to the table, makes every day without you seem an eternity. 
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This may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
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Please wash your filthy fingers before coming to the table. We have royalty visiting.
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Who’s the royalty? Am I the royalty? Filthy fingered king of growers?
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I was thinking more like the sovereign Prince of wherever but you’ll do.
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It’s an honor just being nominated.
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That’s what losers say
Ah shit is this a coup? I really don’t have time for a coup today. Friday works better for me if we could move it to then?
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Ok but I expect you to arrive coup ready and having already eaten. There is no food at a coup. Tradition.
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You’d think some hors d’oeuvres would be served at least 
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It’s very hard to find a coup servicing caterer.
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New business idea? You could always cause unrest to drum up clients.
What do you think I’m doing right now? Say, are you interested in being a field Marshall?
Beats exile I guess.