Lol! 10 char.
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I have some fun ones…
One time a buddy and I were blazing up in his car in a parking late at night, under a streetlight (being dumbass teenagers.) We were passing a bowl back and fourth while I rolled up a joint in my lap on a notebook, when a cop pulled up beside us and asked what was up. Panicked, I shoved the joint in my mouth and attempted to swallow it. The cop shined a light on my face and asked me my name. With a mouth full of weed I got a good look at his face and recognized him as the town cop who knew my family and I (good reasons) and said “hey man, what’s up.” All muttered with a chipmunk cheek full of weed. 
He recognized me back and laughed before apologizing for bothering us then leaving. My buddy and I were ghost white lmao! Good times, man was I lucky. 
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One time a few different buddies and I had his moms pad to ourselves cause she was out of town for a few days. We were many joints and bong rips in when we decided to make edibles. We bought a quarter, heated up the oil in a pan until it was sizzling, and dropped the ground up weed in. It immediately turned black and went up in smoke lol! 
So we effectively hot boxed his kitchen. All of our heads were floating off our shoulders when we got the munchies. I grabbed for one of those buckets of instant ramen noodles, peeled back the lid, and tossed them in the microwave. A minute later smoke was pouring out! Fuck the noodles, I forgot to put water in! 
My buddy yanked it out and tossed the flaming bucket out the back door. I guess the placed reeked of burnt paper and his mom questioned it upon returning. Covered up the weed smell I guess lol.
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