I Ate Too Many Pot Edibles. Here’s What Happened.BY SAM SMITH April 11, 2017
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Very funny😄
This article reminds of an overindulgence of my own.
A few years ago, I made some cookies with buds, trimmings and butter (modified pouch of Betty Crocker peanut butter).
Anyway, I should have known better than to eat more than one, so like a doofus, I ate two whole cookies! After consuming the yummy cookies with great gusto, I proceeded to cut my lawn. I used my self-propelled push mower. After about one hour or so, I started to think that the mower was vibrating much more than it should , I then checked the blades and everything seemed ok.
I continued to cut away and became aware of the creeping effects of the cookies as my smile grew wider and wider. I was in a nice productive zone, feeling quite intoxicated and enjoying the sensation of the ganja coursing through my veins.
Upon completion of the job I noticed that I was vibrating more than ever. I felt like an electric razor.
The buzzing sensation continued to intensify HOLY COW! For awhile I actually thought I was in big trouble… by now I was vibrating like a tuning fork. I had never felt anything remotely like this.
After about 3 hours of buzzing away I finally began to return to a more normal existence.
Well, needless to say that after this experience, when I make a fresh batch of cookies, I only try ½ to one full cookie to determine potency.
Lmfao!! I got a little story also. One time i took 2 grams of some nasty backyard made shatter i used to make. (Lucky im still here) and i activated it then made it intona chocolate bar. I gave my ex a little bite and i took a bigger bite. About an hour and a half into it and i started feeling it. I got the munchies. Wtf did i do? You guess it. I ate the rest… oh man. This is when i figured out that cannabis edibles are much like psychedelics. It felt 100% like a medium dose of mushrooms. (Which is like .25-.5g for me since i hate 1/2 an ozXD). I was laughing uncontrolably. Everything was distorting and moving about. Maybe a little more the the breathing mushrooms cause. After about an hour of constant laughing and crying from laughing so much i started comming down. It was a crazy trip. And ive never gotten high from edibles since. XD
It isn’t a secret, i love edibles. The worst effects i get are extreme introspection and mental loops. When i am not ready for them they really f#ck with me. I have experienced mild hallucinations (bugs flying around,melting objects,time warps,) on many occasions. I enjoy all of it when i am prepared. A few times i have had six to eight hour mental dances that left me exhausted and wondering why i do this to myself. Then i get a truly blissful wonderful break thru and realize for a second why we are here. Then back to reality and all that is mundane. Psychedelics are awful and wonderful.
Ha, I made some BHO once and rolled it into a little ball the size of a large Pea and ingested it, Well let me tell you I have never been so high off of weed in my life, My body literally went numb from my head to my toes, I could not feel anything almost as if I was floating. But the high was much too intense as I sat there all night wanting to come down enough to relax to the point I could go to sleep. I finally went to sleep at around 6am or so, I woke back up around noon and felt great and was still high for a few hours, My buddy and I went to a chinese buffet and the food was awesome and being high still made the food even that much better. I learned a lesson for sure.
I could not believe that such a small amount of BHO was so potent. I do have to admit my tolerance at the time was real low, But damn! I did however enjoy the buzz after waking up the next afternoon, hours after taking the BHO. It was an experience I will not forget.
Last time we made some ganja milk we made it very strong. I’ve got almost LSD-like hallucinations and strong time warps. Very intense introspection, almost unable to speak … It is always safer to start and try with smaller dose then increase after some pause …
Yes indeed, I really enjoy edibles.
I originally got the idea to try eating buds many years ago from a book entitled “A Child’s Garden of Grass”
The book contained a recipe for “Honey Slides.”…this is a very simple and fast way to cook some buds for a single nice dose.
1). Crumble up about one to two joints worth of buds.
2.) Put the ground up buds into a cold frying pan. Apply medium-low heat. Stir buds constantly. As soon as you see tiny whisps of smoke coming up from buds remove from heat. Add a tablespoon or so of honey to the pan and blend with buds.
3) Scrape the sticky mixture out of the pan and slide it down your throat.
I modifed this basic recipe over the years by also adding a little butter to the warm buds, then I blend in the honey and spread the mixture on a piece of toast.
Yummy and effective!
… It is always safer to start and try with smaller dose then increase after some pause